Dinosaurs are awesome 
For no particular reason (okay, because I'm bored, and in too bad a mood to actually do anything productive), I found myself reading
the LiveJournal of J. Jacques, artist of
Questionable Content (a webcomic I love [
today's rules!], though the name sucks. Unless it is some obscure indie-pop reference I'm not getting), and I came across
this hilarious entry (it reminds me of the
X-E--god, I haven't read anything over there in
ages. I think the evil ads drove me away).
And that, friends, was about as many parentheticals as I am willing to insert into a sentence.