Check these out, they’re good for a chuckle. (And written in what seems to be British slang, but all of my readers who aren’t David, don’t despair! You can guess the meaning by context.)
Japan’s dim crims go bananas in Year of the Monkey by Ryann Connell (How’s that for a headline?)
Skool’s out for Japan’s terrible teechas in 2004 also by Ryann Connell (Another winning title! The pattern seems to be “Goofy joke, followed by reference to the year”.)