Light lunch reading material

God, sometimes Xeni Jardin pisses me off.

The must-have trash accessory for those who suck down their MP3s in a doublewide

Yes, because all smokers live in trailers, and obviously people who live in trailers are garbage.

It’s okay to say this, of course, because “hicks” and “rednecks” do not have “culture”, and are therefore inferior lifeforms, worthy only of being mocked.

Fucking elitist bitch.