I am 818 calories over my daily limit.

And yet, somehow, inexplicably, unfathomably, I want to eat.

I feel like I need to fill myself up with something.

And yet, I’m full. I don’t understand how I could possibly be hungry.

All I can think of right now is running out to McDonald’s to get that Double Quarter Pounder I was hoodwinked out of at lunch. Or maybe just a regular Quarter Pounder. No need to go totally crazy, right?

Today is just a piece of crap, in general, and I’m sure you are all tired of hearing about it, so I will stop here, and not post again until I have found something positive to say.

It might take awhile.