Ah, MacGyver

Watching MacGyver on TV Land (“Legend of the Holy Rose”: “Help me find the Holy Grail!” “Indiana Jones already did that! I saw the movie!”). During the commercials they had a hilarious haiku:

Duct tape miracles
Sweet Swiss Army Knife escapes
Murdoc never dies


(Someone else noticed this, um, last year. And from that site, I found this!)