Consider this fair warning

“I’m going to Kentucky next weekend,” I told Sean last night, figuring he should probably know.

“Next weekend…is that the Fourth of July weekend?” he asked.

“Yeah.”

“Well, good,” he said, “because…I won’t be here!”

“Oh really?”

“Yep. I’m going to Aaron Heffner’s.”

“I’m glad we tell each other these things!”