Crazy drunk "let me just drive through the mall" guy

Because this is the biggest story in Augusta. Screw T-Mobile, I’m all about ramming an SUV through the second floor of Augusta Mall!

He looks pleasant, doesn’t he?

What’s scary about this is how deftly he maneuvers through the mall, never slowing down, and somehow managing not to careen over the side and fall to the first level.

Miklos says this story was on CNN, and I also heard that Inside Edition came out to film something. (You know your story’s worth something when it’s on Inside Edition! ;P)