Work Friend Sam: I saw you marchin’ out there. Did you need a ride? If you ever need a ride you can just ask me.
Me: Oh, no, I was trying to get some exercise.
Sam: You don’t need it! You get plenty of exercise typing on that keyboard!
Me: I wish!
Sam: You don’t need any exercise. You’re a pretty woman.
Me: Well, thank you.
Sam: I know here in the South it’s hot, but at least in the northern states you want someone you can snuggle into.