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Diary

Balance

Stepping into a pair of jeans

Snagging your foot

Hopping to regain your balance, still struggling to force your foot down the pants leg

Hopping a little too far in the opposite direction

Feeling your weight shift

Thinking “This is it, this is how I die, losing my balance in a walk-in closet with my legs uselessly trapped in a pair of jeans, falling, hitting my head on a metal shelf”

Regaining your balance

Slipping your foot through to the floor

Going on with your day