There’s a magic 8-ball in the art department. Today I asked it, “Will these people ever hire me?”
The magic 8-ball said, “Signs Point to Yes”
Then I asked, “Will that [other place I keep getting the runaround from] ever hire me?”
The magic 8-ball said, “Most Likely”
Finally I asked, “Will that [other place I keep getting the runaround from] hire me next week?”
The magic 8-ball said, “Cannot Answer Now”
So, of course, I asked it again, and it said, “Signs Point to Yes”