ZOMG NOES…NOT LANGUAGE CHANGE!!!!!!111

According to a journalist (read: not a linguist) named John Humphrys (paraphrased by Yahoo! News):

The Prime Minister and his ally the U.S. President are mangling the [English] language, destroying its meaning by avoiding the use of verbs, twisting nouns into verbs, and endlessly repeating phrases until they become “zombified”.

Dogs and cats, living together–mass hysteria!

I can’t believe he’s actually written a book about this.