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Should I link this or not? My mom will see!

Ah, well. I’m going to link it, because I think it’s hilarious :D

The new Superman is giving movie bosses a headache – because of the size of his bulge.

They fear Brandon Routh’s profile in the superhero’s skintight costume could be distracting, reports the Sun.

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The Sun’s source said: “It’s a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don’t want it up on the big screen.

“We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.”

Reminds me of Prince Henry’s tights in Ever After…they sure didn’t edit those.