Sadly, Dear Leader did not make an appearance

Last night I dreamed I was in North Korea, in the drive-thru of a place that sold chicken sandwiches. I wasn’t really hungry, but I ordered one anyway. I’m not sure why.

When I got to the window and the guy handed me my grilled chicken sandwich, I asked for a cup of water. He handed it to me, and just as I was about to take a sip, said sarcastically, “Don’t worry about the radiation. I’m sure it’s gone by now.”

Then I “remembered” that all water in North Korea was contaminated by radiation (I don’t know if that’s even possible ;P), so I poured it onto the ground. “Do you have anything else?” I asked. He held out a bottled water, which I didn’t want to buy because it would cost extra.

Now this is one of those dreams that takes a little effort to analyze.

It’s pretty obvious where North Korea and radiation came from, but why was I there, and why did I buy a chicken sandwich when I didn’t want one? Interesting.