I change my mind a lot.

I was just thinking about how useless most Valentine’s Day gifts are. Especially plushies or stuffed animals. What do they do for you? Nothing. All they do is clutter up your house. I have plenty of clutter already, thank you. I’d prefer a night on the town, an exotic vacation, a picnic in the park, something I can experience. Or if you must buy something, let it be something I can use, like batteries for my camera (seriously), or even an AC adapter for the camera, or a cell phone with a camera in it. (Hmm, what’s with the camera theme?) But no stuffed animals. Please.

Then, I saw these:

I take it back, I take it all back. There’s room on top of my monitor for beanie Bun-Bun. Oh yes.

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Light lunch reading material

God, sometimes Xeni Jardin pisses me off.

The must-have trash accessory for those who suck down their MP3s in a doublewide

Yes, because all smokers live in trailers, and obviously people who live in trailers are garbage.

It’s okay to say this, of course, because “hicks” and “rednecks” do not have “culture”, and are therefore inferior lifeforms, worthy only of being mocked.

Fucking elitist bitch.

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A possible explanation for procrastination; plus, here I am, kickstarting my life.

Apparently human beings are very bad at budgeting their time. We assume that we will somehow have more of it in the future. (While we technically do have more time in the future–the rest of our lives–we do not budget our activities over time. We seem to budget them to occur in one day.) Here’s an article in New Scientist about the phenomenon (via Luke).

I need to incorporate GTD principles–and FlyLady principles, and anything that pushes a system for organizing work done over time–so I can start actually working on my life goals. Here are a few of them:

  1. Start my own business.
  2. Learn to speak Japanese fluently.
  3. Invest in real estate.
  4. Live in Japan for at least a few years.
  5. Take a big vacation with a large group of friends.
  6. Attain and maintain my ideal weight.
  7. Become more socially responsible, both by being charitable and by being actively involved in citizenship.
  8. Write a complete, publishable piece of fiction.

I’m doing fairly well with #6 with the help of DietPower. That software has really shown me how organizational tools can help. There are things I want to keep track of that DietPower doesn’t help with, though, at least not in a direct, easy to manage way. I’m thinking about adding a new section to my website, /nutrition, that will house all the information I personally want to track, but I’m not sure about that yet. (Website updates are another thing I want to do, but they don’t really count as “life goals”.)

As far as #7 goes, I was much inspired by some posts Sam made over on a post on WWDN. He basically called for people who were unhappy with the way the country was going to write their Congressmen…not just every now and then, but regularly. Make Congress responsible. As Sam said, “I think “For the People, of the People, and by the People” should be more than just pretty words.” I would like to start staying on top of important issues, and writing a letter to my Congressmen every month with my opinions on how the country is going.

Regardless, to meet all these goals I need to work on some or all of them a little bit every day. I’m not doing that.

I seem to make a lot of posts about things I would like to do, and then never start working on doing them. This is, presumably, because I assume I will have time to work on them in the future. Nice little Catch-22, there. So, rather than end here, I am going to lay out my goals in GTD fashion.

I will create spaces for the following:

  • A “Projects” list
  • Project support material
  • Calendared actions and information
  • “Next Actions” lists
  • A “Waiting For” list
  • Reference material
  • A “Someday/Maybe” List

I will organize whatever materials I currently have into these categories. I will then begin preliminary planning for each project, one by one. I will determine what the “next action” is for every project–what I need to do to keep working on it. If that action takes less than 2 minutes, I will go ahead and do it. If not, I will “defer” it, to either a specific date (if it depends on a certain time) or to “next actions”, which will be done ASAP. (At this point I shouldn’t have anything in “waiting (for someone else to do)”, because this is all me. But you never know.)

I’m going to include short-term projects here too, like “update my website” and “create and follow a system for meal planning”, because these things need to be done, too.

In order for this system to work, I will check my Next Actions list every time I have a chance, and see if I have time to do one or more of them. Every time I check that list and do an action, I will figure out what the action after that will be, and write it down for next time.

Okay! Taking a break for lunch. My Next Action in this process is going to be figuring out what I’m going to use for organization. Robert has installed a GTD toolset into his Outlook Tasks; that’s a possibility. I may, however, just want to stick to hardcopy. I’ll figure that out after lunch.

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Get your very own Japanese wife

Just call Destina Japan. From Japan Today:

A Japanese woman traveled 9,500 kilometers to London to meet four British suitors, a matrimonial agency said Saturday.

Reiko Suzuki, 38, a marketing manager in Tokyo, is the first of 1,500 clients to be introduced by Destina Japan, an agency which specializes in introducing Japanese women to Western men.

Destina has offices in the UK and US. Call Now!

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Game controller/keyboard now in production

Slashdot links today to a product called the AlphaGrip, which is an ergonomic game controller with a fully-functional keyboard and mouse built in. I spent a little time this morning watching the demos for the device, in which a gentleman types in a word processor, opens and closes applications, and plays Doom III.

All in all, the AlphaGrip looks pretty neat. I’m thinking Sean and I should get one to try out; he likes to use his computer in bed, and this would really help him to relax. They’re $99 right now, which really isn’t that bad.

The gentleman in the video stated that he could type 40-50 wpm on the AlphaGrip. As I currently clock speeds of up to 114 on a regular keyboard, I’m wondering how fast my typing would be on the device. Part of why I type so fast, I believe, is because I learned to type while I was still a child. There’s a greater learning curve for pretty much everything once you get out of puberty, so as an adult I’m not sure I will be able to reach my peak speed on the AlphaGrip. It would be interesting to test that theory.

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Photographers’ rights

BoingBoing has a piece today about a guy named Steve who was taken into custody by police because he wouldn’t stop taking photographs of San Francisco’s public transit system until he was told what law he was breaking by doing so. As the security guards and cops couldn’t cite a law, they just hauled him in and gave him a hard time.

Here’s Steve’s blog post about the incident. (He has kind of a funny entry directed towards blog spammers, too. It’s as if he thinks people are spamming blogs manually…)

A reader named Jen wrote in to BoingBoing with a link to this explanation of a photographer’s rights. It, handily, can be downloaded and printed. It’s probably a good idea for photographers in the US to have this document on them at all times, unfortunately.

(Speaking of legislation against photographers, BoingBoing has also been following the story of how people in Chicago are not allowed to take pictures of a piece of art downtown because it is copyrighted. Much like the Eiffel Tower. Come on. Copyrighting is just spinning completely out of control. What’s next, fines for people who mention a corporation’s name without permission?)

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So apparently we can predict earth-changing events by picking up brainwaves with a little black box

From something called RedNova (via BoingBoing):

DEEP in the basement of a dusty university library in Edinburgh lies a small black box, roughly the size of two cigarette packets side by side, that churns out random numbers in an endless stream.

At first glance it is an unremarkable piece of equipment. Encased in metal, it contains at its heart a microchip no more complex than the ones found in modern pocket calculators.

But, according to a growing band of top scientists, this box has quite extraordinary powers. It is, they claim, the ‘eye’ of a machine that appears capable of peering into the future and predicting major world events.

The machine apparently sensed the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre four hours before they happened – but in the fevered mood of conspiracy theories of the time, the claims were swiftly knocked back by sceptics. But last December, it also appeared to forewarn of the Asian tsunami just before the deep sea earthquake that precipitated the epic tragedy.

Now, even the doubters are acknowledging that here is a small box with apparently inexplicable powers.

My favorite quote from the article:

Dr John Hartwell, working at the University of Utrecht in the Netherlands, was the first to uncover evidence that people could sense the future.

Okay, ignoring how fanboyish this article is, and how ridiculous its claims…what would happen if we “unlocked our potential” and started seeing the future? How would society change? God, there is a great science fiction book here somewhere.

Edit 2005/02/13 11:29 am: The BoingBoing article has been revised with a link from a reader to this investigation into the Global Consciousness Project. One of the best parts:

Another serious problem with the September 11 result was that during the days before the attacks, there were several instances of the eggs picking up data that showed the same fluctuation as on September 11th. When I asked [Dean] Radin what had happened on those days, the answer was:

“I don’t know.”

I then asked him – and I’ll admit that I was a bit flabbergasted – why on earth he hadn’t gone back to see if similar “global events” had happened there since he got the same fluctuations. He answered that it would be “shoe-horning” – fitting the data to the result.

Checking your hypothesis against seemingly contradictory data is “shoe-horning”?

For once, I was speechless.

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Just…wow

From MSNBC:

For 20 years, Sarah Scantlin has been mostly oblivious to the world around her — the victim of a drunken driver who struck her down as she walked to her car. Today, after a remarkable recovery, she can talk again.

This is amazing. I am just filled with conflicting emotions. First, I am so happy for her and her family, that they are able to communicate. But I am also so very, very angry. Twenty years of her life were stolen from her, and she will never fully recover. All because some jackass decided to party before he got behind the wheel.

I don’t care if you think you’re fine to drive, you are not fine to drive if you are under the influence of alcohol, drugs, medication, or what have you. Your life isn’t the only one at stake.

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I should have stuck with mechanical engineering

SUMMARY:
We are seeking a motivated self-starter who is looking for the kind of challenge that understanding and participating in a total business can provide. This is an opportunity to learn and grow at a profitable manufacturing company with a well known brand and solid Fortune 400 level benefit package & retirement program.

Education and/or Experience: 4-year degree in Engineering, preferably Mechanical Engineering. MBA or additional Certifications desirable. Minimum 5 years of experience.

Physical Demands: The physical demands described here are representatives of those that must be met by an employee to successfully perform the essential functions of this job. Reasonable accommodations may be made to enable individuals with disabilities to perform the essential functions.

Work Environment: The work environment characteristics described here are representative of those an employee encounters while performing the essential functions of this job. Reasonable accommodations may be made to enable individuals with disabilities to perform the essential functions.

Optional: Established organization with outstanding benefits, compensation and relocation package.

Compensation: High: $140,000.00
Low: $120,000.00

Holy shit.

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Ah, McSweeney’s.

I should read this stuff more regularly.

For your viewing pleasure, allow me to direct your attention to “Reading-Too-Much-Into-Things Comprehension“.

(I debated quite a bit about whether or not to capitalize “into”, and finally decided it looked lonely all by itself. I then consulted dictionary.com for a rationalization.)

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Rikk and Rumy, man! It’s like…Ross and Rachel!

nice lips

When Fans! ends, I hope there is a compilation put out, or something. I want to read the whole thing from start to finish, but paying a subscription fee and then paging back through all the archives just sounds annoying to me. I’d rather just buy a book. (Does that make me old school?)

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Still more on the sideblog/clipblog/thingy

This guy uses Moveable Type, and has a secondary blog called “Neil’s Smaller World” embedded into his primary blog, in the sidebar. This is similar to what Luke does.

I’m not sure if I could get WordPress to do that or not. I know that WordPress doesn’t support multiple blogs with one install, so I would have to install WordPress into the main journal directory and into the sidebar directory. Then it would be a matter of a php include, I think.

It seems doable. I just need to figure out if everything would render correctly.

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