Friday, October 14, 2005


Something just pooped on my head
posted at 12:10 PM

The doo-doo was brown, so I'm guessing it was a squirrel.

When I felt it land I thought it was an acorn and reached back to brush it off. That's when I felt something slimy on my hand. I looked at my brown-streaked fingers and said...

"Shit."



Comments

Didn't Sean warn you about outside?

I've never heard of a person being pooped on by a squirrel. This MUST be a good sign. I'm sure there's a Chinese proverb here.

WHY do you just assume it's a squirrel because it was BROWN pooh that landed on your head? Were you sitting under a tree? Were you sitting in the open? What about birds?? They can have brown pooh, too, if they wish --well, I guess so, anyway.

I CALL DISCRIMINATION ON THE FIELD!

o_o;;;;

0wn3d.

I don't understand you, honey.

Heheh, I lub you, Hea Hea.. ;)

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