"One in every 15 Georgians are either on parole, probation, or already in prison."

o_o

…yeah, this is a great place to live!

(From WAGT News.)

(Also, that quote is ungrammatical. The objects of the verb “are” should be in parallel; to correct the problem, simply add “on” before the word “probation”. Otherwise, it’s like they’re saying some Georgians “are on already in prison”. Yes, I am anal, but I also point these things out because of a paranoid fear that one of you will notice one that I didn’t mention, and think that I missed it. I didn’t miss it!!!)