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Funny Revenge of the Sith spoof

PADME: I LOVE YOU.

ANAKIN: I LOVE YOU.

PADME: K, now that we’ve established that, let’s move on before we get accused of cheesy dialogue again.

ANAKIN: You are so beautiful because I’m in love with you! Out there, every second I was thinking of you. Protecting the Outer Rim became a torture. The longing became UNBEARABLE. I’ve never been so happy as I am at this moment. Like back on Naboo, when there was nothing but our love…

PADME: DAMN IT, ANAKIN. There goes the Oscar for Best Screenplay.

Heheheheh. And of course:

PALPATINE: *does the lightning thing*

MACE WINDU: YOUR PUNY LIGHTNING DOES NOT FRIGHTEN ME.

PALPATINE: *does the I’m helpless thing*

MACE WINDU: ANAKIN, do NOT, NOT, NOT fall for it.

ANAKIN: *falls for it*

MACE WINDU: DAMMNNIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt. *dies*

ANAKIN: Crap. Oh crap. I should not have done that. I SHOULD NOT have done that!

PALPATINE: So, join the Dark Side?

ANAKIN: *getting over Mace’s death rather quickly* Fine. I pledge my life to you, my master. I will do anything you command. I will be LORD VADER.

AUDIENCE: ……that’s it? That’s IT?

GEORGE: Um, yeah.

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