My LiveJournal assassin Stolen from the Target slave. Which LJ Friend Secretly Wants to Assassinate You? by PsykoDragon Username Who will assassinate you: lord_lime Why: You laughed at their science project in 6th grade. How: Threw a fountain pen at your forehead. Your dying words: “You can take my mayonaise, but not my soul!” Quiz created with MemeGen! I should have known it’d be Kelly.