My LiveJournal assassin

Stolen from the Target slave.

Which LJ Friend Secretly Wants to Assassinate You? by PsykoDragon
Who will assassinate you: lord_lime
Why: You laughed at their science project in 6th grade.
How: Threw a fountain pen at your forehead.
Your dying words: “You can take my mayonaise, but not my soul!”
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I should have known it’d be Kelly.