Categories general My LiveJournal assassin Post author By Heather Meadows Post date Saturday, May 14, 2005 Stolen from the Target slave. Which LJ Friend Secretly Wants to Assassinate You? by PsykoDragon Username Who will assassinate you: lord_lime Why: You laughed at their science project in 6th grade. How: Threw a fountain pen at your forehead. Your dying words: “You can take my mayonaise, but not my soul!” Quiz created with MemeGen! I should have known it’d be Kelly. ← Hypersensitive → "When Pool arrived with ‘Williams,’ I was surprised by the blond hair. My suspicions eased when I saw Clayton’s hairy arms."