German police let a nearly naked shopper go home after she told them she was getting groceries in the nude because she lost a spin the bottle contest, a police spokesman in Cologne said on Wednesday.
I like this part:
He said police decided to let her go because few people and presumably no small children saw her at that time of day.
Well, as long as the little children weren’t traumatized by the sight of what people look like under their clothes! ;P