There are open auditions this coming Saturday from 8:30 am until noon for somebody to act like a complete freak in an ad campaign. It’s best if you have something of an open schedule, so you’d be available to show up for photo shoots and such during the day. Yes, there will be monetary compensation if you’re picked. (I heard it’s something like $200.)
If you live in the CSRA and are interested in auditioning, find my email address hidden somewhere on pixelscribbles.com and email me, or leave a message in the comments with a way for me to contact you privately. They’re open auditions, but they’re discreet open auditions. ;>