For some reason, as I was getting up just now to go to the bathroom, the brilliant thought occurred to me:
DEEP FRIED PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICH!
Picture my bliss, my friends, at the thought that I’d come up with something reprehensible and yet delicious. “Has anyone ever thought of this before?!” I squealed to myself, hurrying to do my business so I could check Google (and, of course, blog about it).
Well, apparently, they have. And not just anybody. Elvis. Sure, he didn’t deep fry them, but that’s a natural next step, isn’t it?
Obviously I had heard of this before at some point. Why it chose now to filter up into my consciousness like a sign from god is unknown.
I don’t even have any bananas.