I’ll take that as a compliment

Work Friend Sam: I saw you marchin’ out there. Did you need a ride? If you ever need a ride you can just ask me.

Me: Oh, no, I was trying to get some exercise.

Sam: You don’t need it! You get plenty of exercise typing on that keyboard!

Me: I wish!

Sam: You don’t need any exercise. You’re a pretty woman.

Me: Well, thank you.

Sam: I know here in the South it’s hot, but at least in the northern states you want someone you can snuggle into.