Your host, dear readers, is a moron

Hahahahaha, I did it to myself again! I let myself believe it was possible. At least this time I had a decent reason–the pee test SAID “Pregnant”, it didn’t say “Not Pregnant”.

But whatever!

I do promise that I tried very hard not to get excited. I was even marginally successful! But you know what, I honestly thought when they called with the blood test results that they would say “Congratulations.”

[Edit:] My family sent me flowers. They’re pretty.