So my brother occasionally makes Christmas albums featuring his sons singing. They are my favorite things in the world. During the bridge of a rousing rendition of Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, my nephew Connor lists off what he wants for Christmas. Following an exhaustive litany of items, he proclaims, “EVERYTHING! HA HA HA HA.”
Today I got the idea to clip out that part of the song and post it to my webspace. Then, whenever I’m annoyed at life, I can simply tweet, “Know what I hate?”–and post the link to that mp3.