A job for Hai

When my friend Hai–writer, martial arts enthusiast, motorcyclist, and all around cool guy–finally decides to ditch the white collar lifestyle, I know just where he can go for work.

Around 40 members of a local karate club have been enlisted to protect around 140 classic cars due to visit an alpine village near Mt. Cook on New Zealand’s South Island on Sunday, the New Zealand Press Association reported.

The karate experts will protect the cars from Keas, sharp-beaked native parrots which have been known to damage vehicles in their search for shiny items, NZPA said.

Ninja those birds!