I hate Bellsouth’s "there’s no reason" ad

When I see it, I want to fly into a murderous rage.

See, there’s this young couple walking a downtown street. And the guy starts saying, “There’s really no reason to stick to dialup.”

Except he only manages to get out “There’s really no re–“

And then his girlfriend stops walking, presses her hand against his chest, and, laughing, interrupts, “There’s really no reason to stick to dialup.” While she speaks, I swear she starts giving him a nipple twist.

The look on his face says, “Well, she castrated me again…but what can I do?”

Seriously. What is the purpose of this? Is this supposed to be cute? It’s not cute. It’s sickening. Why is it okay for her to cut her boyfriend off, and then say the exact same thing he was going to say? Why is it okay for him to put up with it?

For the rest of the commercial, the guy just stands there, looking cowed and not a little annoyed, and the girl keeps talking in her cutesy, giggly voice, ignoring him.

I just want to smack her in the face.

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Why am I still awake?

Because I’m not tired, is the easy answer. But why is that?

I sort of feel like I’m standing on a precipice, looking out on something below. It seems so close I can almost touch it, but in reality I have to jump off the edge to even get near. And, of course, risk dying.

I also feel stupid for having such cliche feelings!

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Moral of many an episode of Detective Conan

Don’t get drunk and then brag about how you killed someone to a person who joined your office/organization/etc. after the killing. They are almost certainly the dead person’s lover, set on revenge.

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Winging my way south

I’ve been here in Kentucky since December 23. Sean drove home on the 27th, and today I’m flying home. I’m looking forward to flying; it’s been awhile.

It’s been a great visit. I wish I could figure out some way to move back to Kentucky.

I read something last night that reminded me there are plenty of things I can do to attain the things I want. I just have to do them. Trouble is, they’re scary and demanding things. I can’t just wing it, and I can’t just sit around and wait.

I have to decide if I really want the things I want badly enough to throw conventionality out the window.

There’ll be plenty of time for contemplation on the plane, at any rate.

I should get home tonight around 9, and then tomorrow it’s back to the grind :)

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That didn’t seem very…professional?

So I just watched the Saddam execution. Video problems aside (it was taken from a cell phone camera), I wasn’t sure what to think of the whole thing. It was a dark room and there seemed to be a bunch of people in there, all taking pictures and yelling. It felt more like a lynching than a state-mandated execution.

Also, isn’t the knot supposed to be in the back? Or have the movies lied to me?

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American Twentysomething in the hizzouse

Yes! I met Dariush yesterday, up at one of the five million Starbucks that seem to have appeared since I moved.

I had to drive Mom’s van, since I have no vehicle and AJ had already “reserved” Dad’s truck. (I discovered later that he hadn’t even used it by the time I got back.) Mom’s van is the size of some countries’ houses. I’m not passing judgment that it’s excessive or something; it suits her needs. I’m just saying it’s big. Driving it is an adventure.

But I arrived uneventfully and headed inside.

There was a guy at the counter who looked a little like the pictures I’ve seen of Dariush, but for some reason I didn’t think his hair was that dark. Still, he was the most likely candidate, so I said, “Are you Dariush?” And he was.

He ordered some eggnog latte thing, I think, and I got a green tea and a cranberry almond bar. We sat at a cute round table and talked shop. He joked about the van being perfect for driving around asking kids if they want candy, and I told him how Mom used to say just that to us when she picked us up anywhere. (My mom is awesome.)

He expressed surprise and dismay that I don’t follow Wildcat sports (blasphemy!).

Upon learning that I’m flying home on Delta, he told me the horrific tale of how Delta lost his luggage twice on his recent trip out West–once on the way out, once on the way back.

I told him about James Brown, and how I’ve been working remotely this week to cover his life, death, and funeral on the station website.

He made some joke about “harder to find than a Lenscrafters at Ray Charles’ house”. (He used another name there that I don’t remember.)

We discussed our Secret Mission, and how I might have a lead. Really, I only have a passing curiosity, but mysteries seem to confound and enrage our dear American Twentysomething ;>

I did not ask him what he’s going to do with his blog when he turns 30, although I have wondered.

Interesting Fact: When I arrived, he introduced me to the barista. Did he already know her, from spending so much time at all the Starbucks in the area? Or did he get to know her before I arrived? Both are possible.

Me, I tend not to become acquantainces/friends with people at the places I frequent. There is a barista at R. Gabriel’s that I know by name, and I think she recognizes me when I go there, but we don’t have conversations. This isn’t snootiness on my part so much as a lack of extraversion/social skills. I’m kind of a control freak, and random encounters tend not to catch me at my best.

We talked about Saddam Hussein’s death, very briefly, and we talked about our Christmases, and I think that was pretty much it. He suggested that I let him know the next time I’m coming to town so we might catch a game, and I said sure. Then we headed off our separate ways down Nicholasville Road.

It was a good visit, and not much different from talking to him on IM, which is always interesting. Some people’s voice translates well from text to IRL, but most of the time there are differences, things you don’t pick up from the text. So maybe Dariush is more in tune with himself than most people. Or maybe I’m getting better at reading people through their written words.

In any case, Dariush is the first blogger I’ve met. I’ve met Internet friends before, but he’s the first I’ve met through blogging and then met in person. Pretty cool. Hopefully I’ll get the chance to meet more blogger friends :)

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Solve the mystery!

Who is the blogger I met this afternoon? Here are some hints:

  1. The blogger is male.
  2. He cannot live without caffeine.
  3. I discovered I was mispronouncing his name in my head.
  4. He attends my alma mater.

So, did you figure it out?

I’ll let you in on the secret when I have time to do up a post. For now, off to Ben’s to watch Howl’s Moving Castle!

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Note to Self

Our fourth anniversary is next Thursday! Don’t forget it this year!

:>

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I’m lonely ;_;

I’m at my parents’ house in Kentucky. Sean came up with me, but he left last night. And you know, I like having him around!

AJ: I don’t want no bacon egg and cheese crap! I want sausage!

Me: Sorry, I ate the last sausage biscuit this morning.

AJ: (grumbles)

Me: Well, Sean ate the other two, so share your ire!

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Some Shinichi/Conan faces

Because.

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to indulge in Shinichi goodness.

Ahhh…that’s better. I’ve been wanting to do that all week!

(Sheesh, Ran…move your big head!)

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Rockin’ out to Christmas tunes

I’ve got the Charlie Brown Christmas music going, in rotation with my fave Nutcracker tracks. My mood? Splendiferous. In just two days, I will be home with my family :)

I would love to learn how to play “Skating” on the piano (as well as the beloved “Linus and Lucy”). Lately I have really been wanting to get a piano again. I even went and checked out digitals at Turner Keyboards a few weeks back.

Hopefully someday I can save up some money for one :) First, of course, will be my new car. (I also want a grossly expensive digital SLR camera…and some lenses…)

But it’s a hopeful time of year :) Someday, I’m sure I’ll be able to do these things, and more. I just need to remember to do instead of worrying about doing.

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Moreover, it’s a travesty!

The Lexington Herald-Leader is reporting on some construction I’ve run into every time I’ve visited my grandmother in the past couple of years.

Sure, there will be larger classrooms, state-of-the-art science labs, a refurbished gymnasium and an 8,600-square-foot auditorium to seat 500.

But when Bryan Station High School students arrive Jan. 3 to the new $43.9 million building on Eastin Road, many will have nowhere to park. And to make matters worse, they will contend with aggressive tow trucks if they park without permission in the surrounding neighborhood.

“It’s a huge debacle,” said Blaze Douglas, 17, a senior and student representative on the school’s decision-making council.

Okay, let me just stop there.

“It’s a huge debacle,” said Blaze Douglas

XD XD XD XD

Best. Name. Ever. For someone using the word “debacle”, anyway.

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Did you know that honey buns have 540 calories?

Jumbo Glazed Honey Buns from Cloverhill Bakery do, at any rate.

Dieting is hard. I drank a Slim-Fast this morning, but that leaves a gunky taste in my mouth, so I wanted something to chew on to get rid of it. The honey bun was the only thing that looked even remotely appealing in the vending machine…but now I’ve eaten half my daily allotted calories.

Great!

Ah well, I was planning on having a salad for lunch anyway :>

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By the way, I’m on TV now

For like…two seconds. It’s a happy holidays promo we did at work, and it’s pretty cute :) I’d link to it directly, but 1) it won’t be online forever; and 2) I try not to directly link to my workplace, or even mention its name. (Have you noticed?)

There are obviously ways for people to find out where I work; that’s not the issue. The issue is, this is the internet, and phrases I type may come up in Google results. While I’m much smarter now than I was a few years ago about what I write here, you never know what will offend or annoy people.

So if you do figure out where to see the promo, don’t mention it in the comments, or I will have to delete the reference ;>

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