So I’m lounging around in my underwear, minding my own business, when suddenly there’s all this knocking at the door!

I run to see who it is, and it’s UPS, so then I yell “Just a minute” and fling on a shirt and pants.

It’s a package from Mom!

She sent me a “Smart Stacker Multi-Rotary with Tray”–As Seen on TV!–and a cookie press!