Good lord, Mainichi!

I discussed yesterday how I’m starting to distrust Mainichi as a credible source of news. Today, we get this headline:

Calligraphy teacher smears reputation over fondled breasts

I am utterly speechless, except maybe for a few profanities. I mean, Jesus!

(This also demonstrates how far behind their English translation is, because I discussed this news story back on November 28, when Japan Today headlined it. Of course, their headline wasn’t any better, was it?)