I’m having trouble believing that I can grab a huge fistful of the ass of these pants

I mean, these are the jeans I bought because my other jeans were too big. Those other ones are the ones that are supposed to feel like they’re falling off. These jeans are supposed to fit properly.

But they don’t. Not anymore.

I’m going to force myself to wait until I’m down another size before I go buy yet more pants.

(This is good news, by the way. Don’t think I’m knocking it or anything. I’m just really, really surprised.)