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Three unrelated stories

“Frank” is dead!

David Dingman-Grover had most of his tumor removed Feb. 2 at the Skull Base Institute at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The family learned the results of a biopsy on the tumor at midnight Monday. The family was crowded around the phone on “pins and needles” waiting for the call from David’s surgeon, his mother said.

“(David) is so mellow – he’s so easygoing. He was just like, ‘Really? Great! Cool!'” Dingman-Grover said of her son’s reaction to the good news. “It’s like, ‘Honey, is that all?’ He says, ‘Did you ever think it wouldn’t be gone?'”

That great attitude is why he beat the cancer. Children are so wise…

A pastor is asking his congregation to act out the Parable of the Talents.

A pastor handed out $14,000 to congregation members to invest for seven weeks, after which they are to bring the money and profits back to the church to be used in missionary work.

As Robert says, you gotta spend money to make money.

And lastly, in a story sent my way by Sam (thanks…I think): Japanese women are giving their sons sexual favors in order to de-stress them at exam time! (No wonder men in Japan are so fucked up…)

“Mom,” he said, shyly but firmly, “I wanna do it with you.”

“With me!” What to do? Be shocked and angry, or calm and understanding? “Let’s see what your father says.”

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh…