The perfect woman

Cheryl has this book about birthdays. For every day of the year, the book provides a two-page personality analysis, using horoscopes and tarot readings.

May 30 people are supposed to be highly attractive, and analogized by a goddess who embodied the “perfect woman”. However, they have trouble getting things done, and would do best with freelance work.

I really wonder if that last bit even makes sense. I mean, freelance work seems appealing, until I actually have some. Then it’s just as tedious and boring as other work, with added difficulty: now I’m the one who has to be responsible, and set deadlines and schedules.

I truly think that the best career for me would be the wife of a millionaire.

Hurry up and get rich, Sean!