A typical conversation with Hai

Hai (4:51:20 PM): megatokyo?
Hai (4:51:22 PM): update?
Hai (4:51:25 PM): what villainry is this?
Me (4:51:30 PM): yeah, I know
Me (4:51:34 PM): there’s something wrong in the universe
Hai (4:51:45 PM): as if a million souls cried out in surprise