America’s Finest News Source sent me a story from the Onion today. :D

Public Outraged As Price Of Fast-Depleting, Non-Renewable Resource Skyrockets

“America means having a right to cheap gas without having to say please,” said Augusta, GA resident George Rizner, idling in his Hummer H2 in a protest near the Georgia State Capitol. “What are we supposed to do, walk?” Rizner then did doughnuts in a nearby parking ramp until his vehicle stalled.

Well, I suppose the story does have Augusta in it!