Topix.net sent me a story from the Onion today. :D
“America means having a right to cheap gas without having to say please,” said Augusta, GA resident George Rizner, idling in his Hummer H2 in a protest near the Georgia State Capitol. “What are we supposed to do, walk?” Rizner then did doughnuts in a nearby parking ramp until his vehicle stalled.
Well, I suppose the story does have Augusta in it!