So stupid and embarrassing, in fact, that I’m not including the images in the post.
The test instructions clearly said that it didn’t matter if one of the lines crossing the other line was lighter than the other, and it included a picture of a very faint line. So, I looked at this and saw a line.
If you’re insane.
I don’t think I was hallucinating, but I doubt the line was the kind of line I was looking for. If anything it was probably just the area where there would have been a line. A ready track, if you will, waiting for the proper hormone to change its color.
Which did not happen.
Not not not.