Too many photos

Okay, so I have finally uploaded all the pictures I’ve been taking recently. I haven’t tagged or captioned them or anything, but I thought you’d like to see them regardless.

The first set, Augusta Canal Trail/Waterfall Trail, is what happened when I decided to check out the trail off to the right of the Pavillion, instead of heading to the left and over the bridge. I found a little waterfall!

stream coursing down towards the canal

My former coworker Audrey had told me there was a waterfall near the canal, but I’d forgotten about that, thought I’d never find it. So this was a nice surprise. The trail continued on into the woods, circling around for awhile before finally coming out at the other end of the parking lot. It’s a short, pretty hike.

The next new gallery is North Augusta Greeneway Expansion, which shows the all-new trail that extends off from the Greeneway, along the river, and back to those huge waterfront houses. Brooke and I discovered it on our most recent ride to the Greeneway; we decided to go down towards the golf course and check out the construction, but instead of just a dead end we found a brand new trail! It’s a beautiful ride that includes two bridges and lots of pretty forest. (And did I mention it runs along the river?!)

13th Street/Georgia Avenue bridge over the Savannah River

The third new gallery is Augusta Canal Trail/Construction. The canal is beautiful at this time of year, and I was really excited about getting some pictures of the lush greenery. I even managed some decent pictures of the quarry this time!

the quarry

Two eventful things also occurred.

Towards the beginning of my ride, I stopped to take some photos and got very close to a cottonmouth without realizing it. When he moved, I glanced down, muttered an expletive, and took his picture. (For an idea of his size, note that his head is just off-camera in the top left hand corner of that shot.) He slithered off back into the waters of the canal, and I went on my way.

The second thing, which was not life-threatening and was in fact very cool, was that I discovered that the Augusta Canal construction has moved along quite a bit. The pumping station is seeing a lot of action, but I was more concerned with–and pleased about–the work on the other side of the canal.

You’ll recall last winter when I explored (and photographed) the muddy, barren landscape that lay beyond the bridge over the canal, wondering what it was going to turn into. Well, now I know that it is indeed the Canal Trail extended–the trail is there and open to the public. It’s a dirt path, and there are still construction machines all around, but it looks totally different now from the way it used to.

I found out that it comes out right across the canal from Sibley Mill–in other words, right across from where the New Bartram Trail comes out. A family who was walking along the trail ahead of me went up onto the bridge at Sibley and headed back on the other side, but I just turned around and went back the way I’d come.

Sibley Mill

The last new gallery consists of some shots I took before my internship work and during my lunchbreak today. There are pictures of (what else?) the Lamar building, as well as lots of Riverwalk shots. It was totally beautiful out, which accounted for my lovely mood thereafter.

the Lamar building
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Appointment

Friday, 1 pm, you know where, with you know who, concerning you know what!

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I am so happy

My self-study at the ad agency is going well. I pretty much know my way around Illustrator, and today I’ve worked through the entire A Preview to QuarkXPress, which consists of five long exercises whose purpose is to familiarize the reader with all the functions. I’m looking forward to mastering all the software, so I can move on to design theory.

I also got a callback today concerning a job I keep telling everyone I should get. I have an interview tomorrow.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I hope I get it. I need to get it. And I hope if I do get it that there will be a way for me to continue my internship at the agency, because I am really enjoying it. The environment is great, the people are fun and friendly, and I have access to scads of learning materials. So here’s hoping :)

And after a nice relaxing lunch at Riverwalk, it’s back to work!

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Note to self

Taking contract jobs that are due the following morning, when you have to get up in the morning, is ludicrous.

Don’t do it again!

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The Archie comics "beat off" joke

I’d just like to point out that this guy and this girl are way behind Superdickery.com, which had this entry up at least since May 1, when I first saw it. (I knew those AIM logs would come in handy someday!)

It’s nice that they highlighted the comic, though I find this one funnier.

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FBI aided and abetted torture of US citizens by Pakistani authorities?

From Human Rights Watch:

U.S. FBI agents operating in Pakistan repeatedly interrogated and threatened two U.S. citizens of Pakistani origin who were unlawfully detained and subjected to torture by the Pakistani security services, Human Rights Watch said today.

The brothers Zain Afzal and Kashan Afzal were abducted from their home in Karachi at about 2 a.m. on August 13, 2004. They were released on April 22, 2005 without having been charged.

During eight months of illegal detention, Zain Afzaland Kashan Afzal were routinely tortured by Pakistani authorities to extract confessions of involvement in terrorist activities. During this period, FBI agents questioned the brothers on at least six occasions. The FBI agents did not intervene to end the torture, insist that the Pakistani government comply with a court order to produce the men in court, or provide consular facilities normally offered to detained U.S. citizens. Instead, they threatened the men with being sent to the U.S. detention facility at Guantanamo Bay if they did not confess to involvement in terrorism.

If they had turned out to be terrorists, this would be somewhat easier to justify. But they weren’t, and this situation brings up the question of how far we can and should go with our anti-terror tactics. On the one hand, you don’t want people who you strongly suspect are terrorists to get away. But on the other, it is very scary to think that you could be held for months and interrogated without cause. Add torture to that scenario and it’s more than scary. Law-abiding US citizens shouldn’t have to be afraid of their own government, of being sold out by their own government, or of having their own government turn a blind eye as they are abused.

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Michael Jackson

There are reports (via Drudge) that Michael Jackson will move to Europe or Africa once he’s been acquitted. Who can blame him? He’s practically being driven away with pitchforks and torches.

Here’s an article about Michael Jackson that I think comes closest to the truth of the matter.

Honestly, I just feel sorry for the guy. He’s a little out there. He wants to be Peter Pan and stay young forever. And he happened to earn enough money to at least partially make his dream come true, and now it’s all come back to bite him in the ass.

I hope he can find some form of happiness once this mess is over.

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Stupid people

Via BoingBoing, blowing yourself up in the name of Star Wars. Sean was so sure this wasn’t real that he traced the url.

Meanwhile, here’s a moron who doesn’t seem to care if her family is safe. Honestly, I am getting sick and tired of idiots having children. While I won’t go so far as to say we should sterilize stupid people (although I’m tempted), I do think we need widely available, free birth control and sterilization procedures. Easy access to all. (It’s actually unclear from the article whether or not those kids are her children. If not, I hope whoever let her watch them has now gotten a clue.)

Finally, all this guy wanted was his smoke. But the world wouldn’t let him have it!

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Elf Life

I have had a love-hate relationship with the webcomic Elf Life (click here for outdated Wikipedia entry, and here for a fan-produced official guide to the series) for years now. The story is rock-solid, the art is beautiful, and the characters are more than just three-dimensional. They’re real, and they grow and change and affect each other and the plot in intricate ways. Elf Life is a grand undertaking that deserves every minute of the time Carson Fire puts into it. More than that, even.

At the same time, I have been put off by many things. The website’s design is constantly in flux, making it difficult to navigate. Updates tend to come in clumps, then fizzle and die off for weeks (or months). And then there has been the issue of Carson’s methods of fundraising, which upset me so much that I made this post. Given the fact that this is a tagboard that was embedded elsewhere, it’s difficult to determine the context of what I was writing. I don’t feel like going into it too much, but basically Carson was posting on the front page about how he didn’t know what to do, because he couldn’t pay the bills. He kept listing options. Finally, he grew so desperate that he stated that he would delete portions of the Elf Life archives from Keenspot if he didn’t meet fundraising goals. In order to give people something for what they paid in, he offered sketches at exorbitant prices.

My argument was not that he didn’t have the right to do this. It’s his content. He can do with it whatever he wants. My argument was that this is offputting. It’s bad PR. Instead of making people sympathetic to his cause, it makes him seem like a greedy whiner who’s going to take his ball and go home…especially given the fact that so many of his promises were broken.

If he needed to take his content offline and have people pay for access to it, that would have been acceptable. A lot of webcomics are doing that now. I’m not sure that would be the wisest thing for Carson to do, given how it’s really the story of Elf Life that sells the webcomic, and that story is drawn out gradually over time. But it wouldn’t have pissed people off.

Today there is a new announcement on the front page of Elf Life.

Quick update: Computer go BRRZZT! Updates resume shortly.
In the meantime, please scroll down and consider donating to Elf Life. So far the vote of confidence is leaning against us; please tell us you want to keep Elf Life going!

This month’s donations so far have gone towards keeping the electricity on; the computer upkeep budget is nil (as is the budget for doing just about anything else related to the series), which is why stuff like this keeps happening. And instead of spending premium time working on the comic and other new content (not to mention site upkeep), I’m still spending a lot of time trying to find other ways to make money to support *Elf Life*. I’m not a white collar pro working a tech job on the side, but a blue collar 40-year-old with a broken back and bad eyes; apart from an intermittent temp job, I’m not in demand even for minimum-wage jobs these days (I was turned down for a warehouse job last week that I shouldn’t even be taking because of my back). And so I have to spend a *lot* of time trying to make up the difference between the high hours/low revenue of Elf Life, for not much in the way of positive results.

I’m nervous about posting this more blatant appeal, because I have been attacked and berated and embarrassed at every turn in the past for trying to raise the funds to keep Elf Life going. But nothing has changed; some individual support for Elf Life is extremely strong; but overall, support is very weak. Many people have vocally supported Elf Life, too, and I thank them for that. It is only a small number of voices who happen to have very large soapboxes that manage to misconstrue and mischaracterize efforts to keep this series going. Before these people go back to their websites and loudly denounce me for trying so hard to raise funds — and failing miserably — let them spend some time criticizing their own friends who run similar donation drives and succeed wildly. I am getting tired of being kicked in the ribs by people who do not know me, do not know my family, and do not know what I have had to overcome to get even this far.

Anyway, with support this weak, Elf Life will always have a hard time staying on a consistent schedule; funding to complete the book will continue to be non-existent (that comes back to the computer); no major Elf Life projects will ever be finished. Please help us turn this around!

Not even any false modesty this time: Elf Life is incredibly unique, with odd but better-than-average art and a story as big as a novel. The comics may seem to go slow sometimes, but that’s the trade-off for examining the characters as closely as we do, making them real individuals (the real magic of the series) instead of simply familiar stereotypes.

We also aim to bring a classical element back to comics, and create a work that could stand on par with Don Quixote, The Decameron, Tom Jones; great literature, ever eternal, yet each flawed in their own special way, like great shining gems; great works of humanity that make the intangible tangible by using language and imagery to express thoughts and story precisely, bucking the trend of comics to simply be pop, hip, and intellectual.

This is what your donation to Elf Life goes to support. I apologize for this lengthy harangue, but the future of this series (as always) is on the line.

It has now become obvious to me that Carson Fire has no business savvy whatsoever. Most of what he said there serves no purpose, and could be interpreted as self-pity and vanity.

But you know, not everyone is business savvy.

Not everyone knows how to schmooze.

What Carson Fire does know how to do is make damn good comics. And if nothing else, this announcement of his has drawn my attention directly to the fact that he does need help. This is not a case that can be solved by Carson swallowing his pride and pulling himself up by his bootstraps. He’s been trying to do that for years.

In a perfect world, Carson wouldn’t have to try to sell his comic. He sucks at selling his comic. In a perfect world, all Carson would have to do is produce it. And he wouldn’t have to take jobs that ruin his health (like data entry or warehouse positions) to afford to do so, either.

Elf Life deserves to be made. Carson Fire deserves the chance to create it. And the series merits the funding it would require to allow Carson to do just that.

What Elf Life really needs is a business manager–much as Gabe and Tycho at Penny Arcade needed Robert, and lucked out when he came on board for free a few years ago. Carson needs someone to take care of his books, to create a PR campaign for his comic, to tell him what he shouldn’t say, to nail the site design down as something clean and simple to navigate, and to determine alternate ways for Carson’s art and storytelling skills to make money.

But all most of us can do at this point is toss a few coins in the tip jar.

And so I’d like to make my own appeal. Go to Elf Life. Read a few strips. Hell, check out the entire archives; they’re still there, and they’re still free. And if you agree with me that this thing is great, that there is something there that deserves to be continued, then please…donate.

(I made that banner myself. Ain’t it purty? …yes, we are all wondering why I have an art internship. ;P)

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A few meandering thoughts re: Japan, photography, and plans

From Japan Window’s archives, here’s a discussion of the preliminaries considerations in building your own house in Japan, rather than buying an existing one. Lots of good advice there. Also from the archives is this piece discussing strategies for learning Japanese. One of the comments particularly struck me: purchasing books and their corresponding books on tape in Japanese. And finally, here is a funny cultural story.

Over on Sushicam, I suggested that Jeff enter Mainichi’s “Unseen Japan” photo contest. His photo choice may be problematic due to a rule that states that any picture in which a person can be identified (e.g., their face is clearly discernible, regardless of whether they are “famous” or not) be submitted only if the person in the photo has given permission for it to be entered. One of the commenters, Jon, linked to his own discussion of how problematic it is to photograph strangers. I well know the issues he discusses. (Jeff seems to do all right, though. Maybe it’s an extravert thing.)

Speaking of Sushicam, Jeff is also going to be switching to WordPress, and he’s also taking his sweet time about it. I’m not alone!

Plans for today:

  1. Have bloodwork done (expecting FSH levels to be high as usual; giving up hope)
  2. Get a job
  3. Possibly see Revenge of the Sith again (that’ll be my reward if I get a job)
  4. Continue work on WordPress changeover
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Always something

I’m continuing work on my theme for WordPress. Today I’ve been messing with how to integrate my Bloglines blogroll. First I was trying to see if I could style it the same way as I’m styling all the other links in my sidebar. However, when I decided that I wanted my menus to be collapsible, I hit a snag. There didn’t seem to be a way to assign the HTML properties to the Bloglines folders as they were brought in through JavaScript.

So I looked into WordPress’ OPML importer. And boy, does it suck. And boy, does the Link Management section suck in general.

Okay, first of all, it doesn’t auto-create my categories from the XML file. It just sticks everything all in one link category. So I would have to go back through and create all the categories, then move everything where it’s supposed to be by hand (and delete the “links” that had been created from my category titles). Given the sheer amount of links I imported, that seems to defeat the purpose of importing.

Secondly, there is no mass delete option. What the fuck? I can toggle checkboxes next to all links to change ownership, visibility status, and/or category, but I can’t delete all checked items?! Needless to say, I’ve been having a hell of a good time clicking “Delete” and then “Okay” 76 times.

:>

I’d have to go through all that any time I changed my Bloglines subscriptions, too, if I wanted the list to reflect my current subscriptions. Or I’d have to remember to go through and add/delete individual items. Hell, the whole point of using Bloglines for my blogroll was so I’d have easy, instant updating of the list of links on my blog. Using WordPress for this just doesn’t make any sense.

So I’m going to leave my blogroll in Bloglines. Maybe I’ll find a way to make it collapsible the way I want. If I don’t, I guess it just won’t match the rest of the page.

I despise imperfection. I hate not being able to do what I want. But them’s the breaks, I guess.

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Get more Vitamin D

Via Drudge, an AP article with the results of research that indicates getting a little sun is actually good for you.

The vitamin is D, nicknamed the “sunshine vitamin” because the skin makes it from ultraviolet rays. Sunscreen blocks its production, but dermatologists and health agencies have long preached that such lotions are needed to prevent skin cancer. Now some scientists are questioning that advice. The reason is that vitamin D increasingly seems important for preventing and even treating many types of cancer.

In the last three months alone, four separate studies found it helped protect against lymphoma and cancers of the prostate, lung and, ironically, the skin. The strongest evidence is for colon cancer.

Many people aren’t getting enough vitamin D. It’s hard to do from food and fortified milk alone, and supplements are problematic.

So the thinking is this: Even if too much sun leads to skin cancer, which is rarely deadly, too little sun may be worse.

The article has some compelling evidence.

I personally don’t wear sunscreen at all. It’s not that I’m against it in some way…I’m just negligent due to laziness. I don’t have any sunscreen in the apartment. I looked around vaguely for it at Wal-Mart one time, didn’t see any, and gave up. Even when I do have it around, I tend to forget to put it on. I’ve recently been thinking that I should buy some and keep it in the bathroom, so I can make putting it on part of my morning routine, but now I’m thinking that wouldn’t be such a great idea.

Now, I think I’ll keep going along as usual, and save the sunscreen for full-on sun experiences like the beach.

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I am getting so tired of MSN.com’s misleading headline links

For example, for the past week or so, there have been graphics either in the big spotlight box up top or in the entertainment section down below about Revenge of the Sith. They kept changing them, and including the word “reviews”. But whenever you clicked on the link, you would go to this page. Invariably. And how many “reviews” of Revenge of the Sith appear on that page? One.

Today, I followed a link entitled “Why are email viruses still around?”, expecting to get a neat editorial about stupid people who open any and all attachments (and commentary on more subtle methods of infection, like scripts that automatically run when you open the email). Instead, I got this page, which seems to be the front page for MSN Tech & Gadget’s Virus and Security news (with the help of McAfee). The top headlines on this page are:

  • Virus writers losing their creativity
  • Special: Identity theft guide
  • Avoid spam and virus attacks

And then there’s a little feature box where you can download McAfee VirusScan.

The only title that sounds even close to what I was expecting to see is that third article, but it sounds so bland that I’m not even going to click it to see what it is. Where is the cute and funny editorial I was expecting? Nonexistent, just like so many other stories that MSN.com advertises.

I’m getting tired of it. I have always liked MSN.com. I like its features, its nice pictures. I like the site design. It’s always been more appealing to me than My Yahoo!. But I am getting freaking tired of the dishonesty. I’m tired of chasing illusions. I want to know that when I click on a link, I’m going to a story, and that story’s focus is summarized by the text of the link.

But I don’t know that. I can’t have any confidence in that. Now, it seems that I just have to click on stuff that is designed to catch my attention and hope that it will at least lead to something interesting.

I’m not really willing to do that.

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Funny Revenge of the Sith spoof

PADME: I LOVE YOU.

ANAKIN: I LOVE YOU.

PADME: K, now that we’ve established that, let’s move on before we get accused of cheesy dialogue again.

ANAKIN: You are so beautiful because I’m in love with you! Out there, every second I was thinking of you. Protecting the Outer Rim became a torture. The longing became UNBEARABLE. I’ve never been so happy as I am at this moment. Like back on Naboo, when there was nothing but our love…

PADME: DAMN IT, ANAKIN. There goes the Oscar for Best Screenplay.

Heheheheh. And of course:

PALPATINE: *does the lightning thing*

MACE WINDU: YOUR PUNY LIGHTNING DOES NOT FRIGHTEN ME.

PALPATINE: *does the I’m helpless thing*

MACE WINDU: ANAKIN, do NOT, NOT, NOT fall for it.

ANAKIN: *falls for it*

MACE WINDU: DAMMNNIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt. *dies*

ANAKIN: Crap. Oh crap. I should not have done that. I SHOULD NOT have done that!

PALPATINE: So, join the Dark Side?

ANAKIN: *getting over Mace’s death rather quickly* Fine. I pledge my life to you, my master. I will do anything you command. I will be LORD VADER.

AUDIENCE: ……that’s it? That’s IT?

GEORGE: Um, yeah.

;D Check it out.

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