Well, I didn’t fall on my face.

My butt was pretty damn sore, though. I always forget about bicycle seats. They are truly the tool of Satan.

Just watched Star Trek: Nemesis for the first time. It was pretty good. It was actually a movie, instead of a two hour episode. You’d think that I could quantify why, given that I took two whole film courses in college. But I’m not entirely sure what the difference is, although I do think that in general the following factors had an effect: there were more things going on than you’d usually have in a two hour episode, a lot of stuff happened very quickly, and a main character died. There was the typical beginning with the group assembled like family again, but it didn’t go on monotonously forever, and all of a sudden we were thrown into the action. I think that definitely changes the experience.

There were also several emotional things going on at once, including Deanna’s mental rape experience, that were not plunged into and explored laboriously as they might be in an episode. I suppose the following comparison can be made: episodes are like chapters in a book, while movies are like short stories.

I dreamed about adoption last night, I guess. There was an alcoholic man who was trying desperately to give away his son. The boy was a real cutie, with spiked blond hair, and I guess he was around Connor’s age. (Didn’t look a thing like Connor, though.) I took the boy and we got along famously. It was just weird. I explained it in the dream to some skeptics with a speech about how I understood why the alcoholic had to give up his child, and why that made me feel that I should take him. The rest of the dream was me carrying the boy around and talking with him. He was really sharp. We discussed all kinds of things, which of course I can’t remember now. Dreams are silly like that…I don’t even know what the boy’s name was.

Then today when I was leaving Publix I saw a woman and a cute little toddler, and I almost started crying. I winced and grimaced and told myself to stop letting it affect me. Because that’s really what it is. I’m allowing myself to be in pain.

Lately I’ve been thinking that I would really like to buy a house in North Augusta, to be near my friends and to start a more “mature” part of my life, but today I started wondering if getting a house would be too painful without children in it, or if I’m thinking of a house as a substitute for a child. I don’t know. I feel like I want to do things that pretty much require a house, like garden, and have a guest bedroom, and have cookouts, but at the same time I wonder if I’ll feel weird about it knowing that there won’t be any little ones to fill the larger space. Maybe I’m just leading myself towards more pain.

I don’t even feel like I’m expressing this coherently. There’s so much in my head that refuses to come out. I guess…I just want to know. For sure. And once I do know…I want to make some sort of plan.

I always try to tie things up tidily and explain them away. So there you go, emotions; get over yourselves. I am so incoherent right now it’s not even funny, and the more I write, the less sense I make. I need to just stop writing now.

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Blood everywhere

I dreamed last night that I saw blood on my underwear when I went to the bathroom. I had already cleaned up and left the bathroom before I realized that I might be having my period–for the first time in five years. Terrified that I was raising false hopes yet again, I was about to check…but then I started seeing blood everywhere. It was spraying all over everything in a fine mist. Even though I realized that this new blood was coming from somewhere else, I still felt that maybe I was having my period too. I never got a true confirmation.

Stupid dreams.

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Looks like the Nigerians have moved to Europe!

Check out this email I just got:

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ATTN: CEO,

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I’m about to die laughing. If people actually fall for this…well, I don’t want to say they deserve to have all their money taken away, but they pretty much do, don’t they?

(I especially like how the scammer says I should keep my lottery winning a secret. Clever.)

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Well, DUH!!!

Today’s Captain Obvious, from this article:

A spokeswoman for the Royal College of Surgeons of England told BBC News Online: ‘Operations should be carried out so that does not happen.’

There’s one brilliant lady.

On the funny side, I came across the article through Metafilter…and the title of their entry on the subject was “Tetsuo!!!” :D

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My birthday’s coming up…

…so if anyone’s interested in buying me stuff, I’ve updated my Amazon Wish List.

I’m so terrible ;P But really, this is the most efficient way of letting people know what I want. If you’re going to buy me something, please buy from the “would love to have” or “must have” categories (just sort the list by priority).

Yes, my highest priorities are: 1) Japanese language; 2) the Friends television series! ;P

I really want those Pimsleur CDs. From what I can tell, they are the best on the market. It’s possible to find them used…

…aaaaaaand it’s time to go to work. Buhbye!

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Reminiscing

I’ve been working on the Macross 2051 website this weekend, adding and updating content. When I got to planet Tir-Na-nOg, I decided to revisit some old posts: specifically, my first-ever GM position, running the D.I.R.E. Wolves for the Arcadia Task Force.

There’s a lot of great stuff there, IC and OOC. So I thought I’d share a bit:

By Q-GM Illusion on Wednesday, June 28, 2000 – 02:27 am:

OOC: Sero, you are onboard the Falcon, the stealth ship the DIRE use for subtle little infiltration operations like this one. Everyone posting on the thread is also in the Falcon. You are in the back section with the rest of the team, and Rollins, Cormann, Jade, and Ikaru are up front. Jade and Ikaru are piloting. I wish you would read the thread more carefully before asking questions, because I’m pretty sure all your questions are answered in the roleplay.

By Nexx on Wednesday, June 28, 2000 – 09:54 am:

OOC: Come on Illusion. Dont let it get to you or your heart will expload like a baked potato.

By Q-GM Illusion on Wednesday, June 28, 2000 – 05:54 pm:

OOC: My heart exploded years ago, leaving nothing but a hard, crusty shell in its place…devoid of feeling, of caring, of emotion…perfect for being an EVIL GM!!!!!!!

Err, sorry…I think I was channelling someone else just then. ^^

The problem of people not reading what was on the board was not limited to Private Hirimoto. I learned that soon enough.

I also learned that people tend to disappear for long periods, only to either 1) reappear later; 2) never come back and never tell you they’re not coming back. One such case was Aricelle Santos. He hadn’t been posting for awhile, so I decided to do this:

The forest floor had so far seemed quite firm, so it was quite surprising when Santos took his next step and his foot suddenly sunk into the ground. There had been no indication of any sinkholes or underground burrowings, he mused, even as he lost his balance and fell face-first.

Unfortunately the spot he had chosen to fall on had previously served as a rest area for some passing forest creature. A large forest creature.

With a sickening squish, Santos’ upper body landed right in a huge pile of putrid dung. The feces smeared itself across the front of his power armor and some of it squeezed into Santos’ open helmet. He’d be smelling this lovely aroma for quite some time.

As an added bonus, the fall had twisted his ankle.

Santos never posted again.

I had to wrap that scenario up too quickly at the end, with one of those annoying fast-forward posts that take the actions away from the players. I’m actually not sure if I’ve ever completed a scenario without having to do that.

My NPC, Captain Roger Cormann, was a fun character. Rereading the thread made me want to play him again. I suppose, if I ever go back to playing on the AMRN, I could pull an Alias and say that he was given a drug to feign death so that the Guild could steal him away for their own evil purposes. And then brainwash him. Or something. I don’t know. You can get away with a lot in science fiction!

As a final note, I’d like to include this snippet, without context (because it’s more fun that way) from my favorite character in that scenario, Anthony Patrick Jameson:

Anthony got himself to his knees and started undoing what was left of the lower part of his fatigues. “No, I’m not tha’ shy sar. Jus’ don’t go around telling the rest o’ tha Wolves about me underwears.”

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Mailing list feature added. Stroke my ego and sign up!

Some people mentioned to me that they forget to check my site because it’s not on a huge portal for blogs and they don’t get my posts in their email. Well, now those people can sign up to my Yahoo! Group and receive each and every post, complete with horribly huge and annoying banner ad!

I took the opportunity with this update to shift my About and Links sections into separate .js files. Now when I want to add a link or change some information, I can just edit those files instead of republishing the entire freaking blog. Why I didn’t do this to begin with is still beyond me. I have teh best hindsight evar.

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Okay…WTF? Stupid Parents

Yeah, made-up languages are neat and all (and totally artificial, but hey!), but Jesus H. Christ, what possessed a linguist to do this?

Dr. d’Armond Speers, a Denver-based linguist who spoke only Klingon to his son until age three-and-a-half

Obviously, Dr. Speers ignored the anthropological and sociological aspects of stunting a child’s development in real language. As much as I hate how litigious the US is these days, I really hope that kid grows up and sues his old man.

Seriously, I can’t believe how egotistical people are. We throw 2500 words together and decide that it’s a viable language, and that we understand how language works and therefore it’s okay to learn this fake language, and teach it to our children. Did I mention that this language is fake? Klingons aren’t real, people. The Klingon “language” has never grown or evolved. It has no ancestor or offshoot languages. It has never pidgined. And no, if someone somewhere has written a “history” of the Klingon language and made up previous versions, that doesn’t count. More artificial data doesn’t validate existing artificial data!

It is not a language, it is a code. And we are really no closer to understanding how language works, fundamentally, than we were in the sixties. I can’t believe the arrogance of this so-called linguist.

I guess it just goes to show that “educated” people can just as easily be stupid parents as anyone else. ;P

Stupid parents are one of my biggest pet peeves. As an idealist, I have an ingrained sense of justice and fairness that is completely decimated every time I encounter a person who has children and yet, somehow, doesn’t understand that these children are people. It is a parent’s job to ensure that the child learns how to learn, is protected, and grows into a capable adult. But what do we have instead? Negligent, self-absorbed pricks who see their children as pets or commodities or annoyances or science projects. What. The. FUCK?!

All the stupid people just go around having babies whenever they want, or when they don’t want, or whatever, because they’re too stupid to think that maybe they should use birth control, or a condom, or wait to have sex. Some of these stupid people then go on to kill the baby, also known as “terminating” or “aborting” the “unwanted pregnancy”. Nice clinical words there. Also nice that the baby doesn’t get a say. That the baby, who has been conceived and is alive and would have grown into a person–was already a person–has his or her life snuffed out without ever even getting a chance to live. All because the stupid parents found it “inconvenient”. “Yeah, gee, sorry, you being alive really cramps my style, so I’m gonna have to kill you. No hard feelings?”

Then there are the stupid parents who decide “Gee, having a baby is neat! It’s just like having a doggie!” But after the reality sets in, instead of doing the responsible thing and letting someone else take the children, they keep them. “They’re my children! Just like my TV and my stereo! You can’t take my stuff!” And so these stupid parents just “try to live with those annoying brats,” neglecting, abusing, and toying with their children as though they were pets or playthings. Yeah, that’s fantastic. Good job, assholes.

Meanwhile, there’s me, a person who, as many of you know, has been thinking about the best way to be a parent since I was a child. “When I have kids…” is a phrase that comes naturally, even now. I have read, and continue to read, articles on parenting and early childhood development and learning processes and anything that could help me help a child learn how to get along in the world. I would have given my life to my children, do you understand this? But I can’t have any; oh, no. No, all the children have already been allotted to the goddamn fucking stupid parents.

I don’t write about this much. I don’t like whining and I’d rather you all not have to hear it. I’m writing now because I’m so angry I’m about to cry. I think about it every day. Every day someone mentions babies, or pregnancies, or children. It is impossible to avoid it. I try to be strong, I try to ignore it, I try to be happy for the other people who have babies, but then I read stupid shit about stupid parents who ought to be fucking castrated, and I can’t hold it in anymore.

ATTENTION STUPID PEOPLE: A CHILD IS NOT A TOY. A CHILD IS A PERSON. IF YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH THAT, THEN DON’T HAVE ONE. IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GET PREGNANT, DON’T TRY TO AVOID YOUR RESPONSIBILITY BY KILLING THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR STUPIDITY. GIVE THE CHILD TO SOMEONE WHO ISN’T STUPID. K? K.

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Have we found Atlantis?

And will we like it, if we have? I for one will be disappointed if there aren’t flying machines.

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Ending the war on fat

I just read an interview with a gentleman named Paul Campos who believes that obesity is not a problem in the United States. He’s right when he states that we don’t know how to make a fat person thinner…if we did, more people would be thin. And since we don’t know that, how can we know that it would be better to be thinner? We have no experimental evidence of such. The argument is rather compelling.

Campos’ last statements were the most interesting to me:

I’d just like to emphasize the message that there is really no basis for believing that trying to get people thinner makes sense as a matter of medical practice and as a matter of public health policy. There is really no basis for that belief. What we need to do is let go of a belief that doesn’t make any sense. Once we let go of that belief we will be healthier and we will be happier. Here is the ultimate irony. We might even be a little thinner. Not that being thinner really matters in terms of health and happiness. It does not. But the fact of the matter is that by obsessing about weight and obsessing about dieting and engaging in all these obsessive compulsive behaviors towards food and our bodies and so forth, it is clear that [we] ended [up]weighing more than we may have ended up weighing as a group. So the ultimate solution to the war on fat fueled by the obesity myth is stop fighting the war. If you stop fighting it, you win. This is not the first war that can be won by that strategy, but I think this is one that is well suited for such an approach.

I’ve heard that sort of rhetoric before, and to an extent I agree, but I think that a line has to be drawn between “not thinking about it in order to live a healthier lifestyle” and “not thinking about it and just letting yourself go”.

Robert says that the best thing to do when you want to enact a change in your life is to “re-frame” it into something pleasant. So, instead of thinking “I have to exercise”, think “I’m going to go meditate, which I do while taking a brisk walk”. It’s an interesting approach, one that’s certainly better than continually beating yourself up.

I think Campos is definitely on to something when he says that the focus should be on health, not weight. However, I don’t know if I’m totally convinced that weight isn’t an issue. That seems a little too idealistic. Probably the truth lies somewhere between the two extremes.

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Polls

This morning I came across this article (via Metafilter) by Paul Waldman, editor-in-chief of the Gadflyer, about how nationwide polling works. Waldman brings up some good points that a lot of people miss…mostly very basic statistics stuff like how to evaluate a poll using the margin of error. He also explains the theory behind polling, which is what I’m the most interested in:

As far as the poll is concerned, your opinions have been taken into account, by someone just like you. The essence of survey sampling is that you don’t actually have to interview everyone to get a good idea of what everyone thinks. As long as everyone has an equal chance of being included, we’ve created a “random” sample, which is the essence of good survey design.

Waldman does not go into how the margin of error is determined. I believe I learned how when I was studying statistics in high school, but I couldn’t remember, so I went searching for more information. I found this article by Matthew Mendelsohn and Jason Brent at Queen’s University (side note: Anne of Green Gables went there, I think, back when it was Queen’s College!), Ontario. It’s brief but very informative, and it includes a general way to calculate the margin of error. Their description of margin of error struck me, though, because I felt it made me understand the concept differently than Waldman’s article did:

Most polls report a “margin of error”. If a poll reports a margin of error of “3.1%, 19 time out of 20,” this means that if you were to conduct exactly the same poll at exactly the same time again (you would end up surveying different people, however) 95% of the time (19 times out of 20) the results would be within 3.1%, up or down. So, if you repeat a poll one month later and find results that differ from your previous results by more than 3.1%, you can be “95% sure that public opinion has shifted.” It is still possible that public opinion has not shifted: 1 time in 20 you will receive a result that differs from your previous result by more than 3.1% even though opinion has been stable. This is commonly referred to as a “rogue poll.” This does not mean that the poll was poorly done; it is simply the case that on the basis of chance, 1 poll in 20 will differ by more than 3.1% — but it usually won’t differ by much more than 3.1%.

“Margin of error” assumes that the sample is a random, representative sample of the population. It also assumes that the questions were appropriately worded and that interviewing was of a high quality. “Margin of error” therefore is only a statistical calculation based on probability and the size of the sample; it says nothing about the quality of the poll itself.

What I was interested to know at this point was how they determine that, as Waldman says, “everyone has an equal chance of being included”. I figured that pollsters must use some sort of categorization, like income levels, location, maybe even skin color and sex…so, I wondered, what are the categories, and how specific do they get, and how do they know that there is an equal chance for people from all categories to be picked? If the poll covers 1000 people, then do the pollsters assign 1000 categories to the people of the United States?

It’s a little more complicated than that. David Ropeik at MSNBC explains the process like so: first, pollsters take all phone numbers in the US. (All of them? Even unlisted numbers and cell phone numbers? He doesn’t specify. Fortunately, Gallup does; see below.) Then they “stratify” the numbers by geographical area:

Do you just pick 1,000 phone numbers completely at random? No, because there are different voting patterns by region and by state. So pollsters determine, from previous elections, how many people vote in each region of the country. Twenty-three percent of voters are in the East, 26 percent in the South, 31 percent in the Great Lakes/Central region, 20 percent in the West.

So you want to make sure that 23 percent of your 1,000 phone calls, 230, go to states in the East. Another 260 calls will go to the South, 310 calls will go to the central region and 200 calls will go to the West. Pollsters also break down the voter turnout by state, and make sure each state gets the appropriate number of calls.

Here comes the interesting part. In order to categorize the votes, demographic information is also taken during the poll. Ropeik says:

After a poll is done, the initial results are grouped by these demographic categories. Let’s say that of the people responding to a poll, only 40 percent are women. The pollster adjusts the results from women up, and the results from men down, until they accurately match the American population. If only 2 percent of the respondents were Hispanic, the pollster juggles the Hispanic response up, and the other groups down, until everything matches “real life.” They adjust all their findings to accurately match America?fs demographics in categories of age, race, religion, gender, income and education.

It may sound like a less-than-random tinkering with the numbers. But remember, everybody out there had their chance to be called when those random phone numbers were picked. These adjustments are done to more accurately reflect all the subparts of the overall universe of voters. You might call this fudging the numbers. Pollsters call it “weighting.”

Weighting makes a certain sort of sense, when you think about making the poll results match nationwide demographic data, but think of it this way: in the times when you inflate the numbers for a certain demographic, you are projecting the opinions of a very small percentage of that demographic onto the whole group. I’m not sure that this can be considered “fudging” anymore…it seems a little too inaccurate. Do you truly have a random sample of the demographics? No, what you have is a random sample of the United States.

It should be obvious by now that you can’t use a nationwide poll to gauge how Hispanics or women are voting. You would have to know exactly how many respondents were Hispanic or female, and you’d have to calculate the margin of error based on those numbers, before you could make any claims. The margin of error would likely be so high that you couldn’t make any claims at all. In order to evaluate a demographic subset, you’d have to take a completely separate poll!

However, I’m starting to think that doing separate polls for each demographic would be the best way to go. Only poll men, women, Hispanics, African Americans, etc., and then create a huge aggregate of the responses. This would still be inaccurate–how many of the women you polled were African American, for example?–but it would get closer to the “random” sample that statistics require.

Ropeik included a rather flippant explanation of random sampling, involving a batch of 100 marbles:

If you are really random about the way you pick your batch of marbles, 95 times out of 100, your batch will accurately represent the whole collection. Statisticians have fancy numbers to prove this is true. Decades of polling experience backs them up.

Well, gee, as long as they’re “fancy” numbers. As far as “decades of polling experience” go, well, if they do the same thing the same way for years and years and get the same kind of results, I’m not sure why they’re surprised.

Obviously, that was an oversimplified answer, a response-in-kind to Ropeik’s oversimplified explanation. I want to know exactly how and why these decades of experience have caused them to believe in their statistical techniques. Ropeik seems to want us to accept that they know what they’re doing on blind faith…and, indeed, this is the point at which most explanations falter or gloss over the process.

Ropeik described the process as starting with phone polls. However, as Waldman mentions, many people polled on the phone don’t respond. (Ropeik explains it as follows: “It takes 7,000 to 8,000 phone numbers to get 1,000 useful responses. Some numbers aren’t working. At some, no one answers. And only a third of the people who answer agree to participate.”)

Gallup polls are probably the most trusted and respected polls in the US. But even they have their issues. They claim (as of 1997) that 95% of Americans have telephones, so now all their polls are conducted by phone…and, further, they say:

In the case of Gallup polls which track the election and the major political, social and economic questions of the day, the target audience is generally referred to as “national adults.” Strictly speaking the target audience is all adults, aged 18 and over, living in telephone households within the continental United States. In effect, it is the civilian, non-institutionalized population. College students living on campus, armed forces personnel living on military bases, prisoners, hospital patients and others living in group institutions are not represented in Gallup’s “sampling frame.” Clearly these exclusions represent some diminishment in the coverage of the population, but because of the practical difficulties involved in attempting to reach the institutionalized population, it is a compromise Gallup usually needs to make.

They do not say what percentage of the population they are leaving out by polling this way. They do explain, however, how they pick their household phone numbers:

In the case of the Gallup Poll, we start with a list of all household telephone numbers in the continental United States. This complicated process really starts with a computerized list of all telephone exchanges in America, along with estimates of the number of residential households those exchanges have attached to them. The computer, using a procedure called random digit dialing (RDD), actually creates phone numbers from those exchanges, then generates telephone samples from those. In essence, this procedure creates a list of all possible household phone numbers in America and then selects a subset of numbers from that list for Gallup to call.

While they have eliminated the problem of unlisted numbers, I still have to trust somebody’s computer program. How do they determine which phone numbers are attached to residences? How do they allow for cell phones? Sean and I don’t even use our land line phone–it’s installed, but we don’t have a phone plugged into it. Sean’s parents don’t have a land line phone at all. Are we just weird exceptions, or is this a growing trend? If the latter, how do pollsters deal with it? (Of course, this article is from 1997. They may have new procedures not outlined here.)

Gallup does have a very interesting random selection process that occurs once a household is reached (emphasis and typo Gallup’s):

Once the household has been reached, Gallup attempts to assure that an individual within that household is selected randomly – for those households which include more than one adult. There are several different procedures that Gallup has used through the years for thiswithin household selection process. Gallup sometimes uses a shorthand method of asking for the adult with the latest birthday. In other surveys, Gallup asks the individual who answers the phone to list all adults in the home based on their age and gender, and Gallup selects randomly one of those adults to be interviewed. If the randomly selected adult is not home, Gallup would tell the person on the phone that they would need to call back and try to reach that individual at a later point in time.

I really have no problem with this, or with Gallup’s question-asking process. Their methodology seems to be the best it could possibly be in these areas.

However, I found this interesting:

Once the data have been weighted, the results are tabulated by computer programs which not only show how the total sample responded to each question, but also break out the sample by relevant variables. In Gallup’s presidential polling in 1996, for example, the presidential vote question is looked at by political party, age, gender, race, region of the country, religious affiliation and other variables.

So even Gallup falls into the trap of analyzing the demographics, rather than simply providing the answer to the question that started the poll. In the case of a nationwide poll concerning the presidential candidates, the answer would be “blahblah percent favor Kerry while blahblah percent favor Bush”. That is all you can say definitively. To gauge the opinions of a particular demographic, you would have to focus on polling only that demographic in order to get a random sample of that demographic’s opinions. How can you say you have a representative sample of a certain demographic when your poll results come from the entire country–and when you’ve inflated or deflated that demographic’s results to match the nation? If someone has a good answer to this question, I’d like to hear it.

Until I know more about the process, I’m going to have to say that my position on polling is still “skeptical”. The demographics weighting doesn’t sit right with me, and polling by phone skews the data towards 1) people who have phones and 2) people who actually answer the poll (and, in Gallup polls “which track the election and the major political, social and economic questions of the day”, 3) people who live in “households”).

An interesting project for the future might be to obtain a full Gallup poll, as they are “public domain”, and make my own analysis.

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