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Instead of just accepting that my weird feelings of late–most notably occasional mild nausea, ravenous hunger, and sudden, irrational over-emotionalism–were simply the products of my body adjusting to its new lifestyle, I decided–don’t be too shocked, now–that I must be pregnant! Yeah, I know, you’d think I’d learn, wouldn’t you?

The sad thing is, even now I’m thinking “Well the test might not be accurate because I’m a special case…my hormone levels might not be in the normal range.” Bleh. The gyn said you have to see an endocrinologist to conceive, Heather.