I’ve been bored all day…it’s time for another questionnaire!

UNIQUE

1. Nervous habits? I twirl a clump of my hair, and put it in my mouth. I do this all the time. In fact, there is a clump of hair in my mouth right now. Other nervous habits include tapping/bouncing my foot and drumming my fingers.
2. Are you double jointed? Nope
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yep
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Only the left one. (My left, not your left)
5. Can you blow spit bubbles? No idea, don’t really want to try.
6. Can you cross your eyes? Yep. I can also roll my eyes around really fast, which used to impress people in elementary school for some reason.
7. Tattoos? Nada
8. Piercings? Regular ol’ earring holes.
9. Do you make your bed daily? I try to, because the bedroom looks so nice with the bed made. When I leave before Sean does, though, it doesn’t get done until late in the day, if at all.

CLOTHES

10. Which shoe goes on first? Right, I think.
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? No, but I wanted to!
12. On the average, how much money do you carry? Zero dollars! Well, I usually have a handful of change, but I typically don’t have any bills. I pay for everything with plastic.
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? None. I wear my wedding and engagement rings when I go somewhere, but I usually leave them off when I’m at home, because they’re bothersome when typing and otherwise using my hands. Not that they get in the way, but that they make my fingers ache and need to be popped. It’s early arthritis, I’m sure ;P
14. Favorite piece(s) of clothing? Lately I am really into shorts, because, like, they’re cool, and it’s, like, hot.

FOOD

15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl, and drop it all over myself.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam? I don’t think I’ve ever had the occasion, no.
17. Do you use extra salt on your food? No, I’m not a huge salt fan. I’d take extra sugar any day, though…
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? Three, but two of them are old and probably ought to be chucked. I really only eat the Crunchberries.
19. What’s your favorite beverage? Water
20. What’s your favorite fast food restaurant? McDonald’s
21. Do you cook? Yep

GROOMING

22. How often do you brush your teeth? Twice a day
23. Hair drying method? I like, get out of the shower, and towel off, and scrub the towel over my hair a little. Then I go get dressed. After awhile I go brush my hair out while it’s still damp. That’s it. It dries itself. I’d use a hair dryer if I owned one, maybe.
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? Yeah, that one time it turned pink.

MANNERS

25. Do you swear? Way too much, although I am pretty good about not doing it in front of the wrong people.
26. Do you ever spit? Not because I want to.

FAVORITE

27. Animal? I…don’t know.
28. Food? Unagidon
29. Month? 7月はユーリ–err, that is, um, wow, I don’t know. I don’t know anything!
30. Day? Saturday
31. Cartoon? I haven’t watched a cartoon in awhile.
32. Shoe brand? Ones that are comfortable
33. Subject in school? Linguistics
34. Color? Right now, light purple.
35. Sport? You know, given the amount of baseball anime and j-drama I’ve been seeking out lately, I’m gonna say that I like baseball. I also enjoy playing tennis.
36. TV shows? I don’t watch TV much, but I know I enjoy Alias and Smallville.
37. Thing to do in the spring? Explore.
38. Thing to do in the summer? Explore.
39. Thing to do in the autumn? Explore.
40. Thing to do in the winter? Explore.

IN AND AROUND (and up and over)

41. In the CD player? Well, technically, MacGyver season two DVD 5 is in there. But if you’re wondering what I’m listening to, it’s the soundtrack to the j-drama H2.
42. Person you talk most on the phone with? I would guess Brooke, because really I don’t talk on the phone much, and the person I call the most to make plans with is Brooke.
43. What are you reading? Well, I’m going to have to get back into White Gold Wielder sooner or later.
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows/mirrors? Yep
45. What color is your bedroom? The same ugly beige as the rest of the apartment.
46. Do you use an alarm clock? Only when I have to go somewhere at a certain time. (Ah, the luxury of unemployment…)
47. Window seat or aisle? Windowwindowwindowwindowwindow! I WANNA SEE!

MISCELLANEOUS

48. What’s your sleeping position? I shift from one side to my back to the other side. I used to only sleep on my right side, but then I started having back pain, so I would lie flat to minimize it.
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? Yep. If it’s overly hot I’ll sleep naked, and if that’s still too hot I’ll just use the sheet. But I really can’t stand sleeping without some sort of “covers”. It doesn’t feel right.
50. Do you snore? I did for awhile there, when my sinuses were still getting used to Augusta seasons. That seems to have passed, fortunately.
51. Do you sleepwalk? Nope
52. Do you talk in your sleep? Not that I know of, but I have heard that I’ve had conversations with people while half asleep.
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not anymore. I left the majority of them at my parents’ house, and they now live in the crib in the baby room.
54. How about with the light on? Can’t stand there to be light when I’m trying to sleep.
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? Can’t stand noise when I’m trying to sleep. I have to shut the door if Sean’s still up, because I can hear him whistling in the next room.
56. Last interesting person you met? Well, the gentleman I spoke to at my job interview today was pretty interesting. He seemed like a nice man.

Three’s Company meme

Apparently, I am required to fill this sucker out. So here I go.

3’s Company

3 Names You go By:
Heather
HeaHea (more recently)
COS (old! but I’ll still answer to it)

3 Screennames you’ve had:
cosleia (now you understand the third name I go by)
Alindrea (a character in my unfinished novel)
Illusion (this means absolutely nothing)

3 Things you like about yourself:
Gee, only three? Damn. ;P
My desire to learn and explore.
My looks.
My intelligence.

3 Things you don’t like about yourself:
I can be too stubborn.
I let my pride get in the way.
I still haven’t learned how to fully let go and just be.

3 Parts of your Heritage:
Welsh
German
Irish

3 Things that scare you:
Heights, when I am still somehow attached to the ground. (In other words, flying in planes doesn’t bother me at all, but I get terrified of rollercoasters and being on top of buildings…)
Creepy-crawly things
The fact that the people I love are all going to die someday (this seems pretty heavy to mention in a cute little quiz, but it is one of my greatest fears :/)

3 of your everyday essentials:
Sean
The Internet
Food ;P

3 Things you are wearing right now:
Glasses
Jeans
Ankle socks

3 of your favorite bands (at the moment):
You know, my answers to this question would probably vary daily…
Battlecry (yes, I’m a fangirl of my brothers’ band)
Toshiro Masuda (composer of the Naruto music)
Darude

3 of your favorite songs (at the moment):
SOUL’D OUT’s “To All Tha Dreamers
djpretzel’s “Pachelbel’s Ganon” (btw, the OC Remix site is hilarious today!)
Battlecry’s “Outcast Unclean” (it’s a tribute to the Covenant series, and it seems like the more I read, the better I understand the song…and now when I listen to the song, I feel like I’m reading the books…)

3 Things you want to try in the next 12 months:
Start a freelance business on the side to share my writing, design, office and computer skills with people without having to take on a boring job and do boring work between projects. (This may be accomplished by temp work…)
Bike to the grocery store.
Add a new kind of exercise to my schedule, like martial arts or bellydancing.

3 Things you want in a relationship:
Love
Commitment
Understanding

2 Truths and a lie:
I don’t see the point of this question.
I once proudly used “I’ve spent over $1000 on Star Wars stuff” as an answer to a question like this.
My eyes aren’t actually blue. They appear this color to human eyes because their psychic senses get mixed up with their visual sense. In reality, my eyes are purple.

3 physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
Lean body
Well-articulated, non-pointy fingers (I like them to essentially be the same circumference all the way down, not too thick and not too thin, with defined muscles and veins. Yes, I’m weird)
“Handsome” facial features…not too girly, but definitely distinguished.
Fortunately, Sean has all of these characteristics.

3 things you just can’t do:
There are lots of things I’ve never tried, so I don’t know if I can’t do them or not. And there are lots of things I know I could do, if I only applied myself, so I won’t list those either. That narrows things to:
I can’t turn my emotions off. I’ve tried. I can’t. I basically just have to wait them out.
I can’t seem to enjoy 3D videogames that aren’t racing games. Maybe I haven’t tried hard enough, but essentially I get overwhelmed by the amount of options available. Give me a nice side-scroller any day.
I can’t understand chemistry on an intuitive level, like I can understand other things. That annoys me.

3 of your favorite hobbies:
Blogging
Biking
Taking pictures

3 things you want to do badly right now:
Go to sleep
Go on a trip
Eat everything in the kitchen

3 Careers you’re considering:
Small business owner (perhaps growing someday to Huge Multinational Corporation Owner)
Graphic designer (I have no training, but with my skills in page design and photography, I’ve been thinking recently that it might be a good field for me)
Writer

3 Places you want to go on vacation:
Hmm…Japan, maybe?
Australia
Europe, including but not limited to: England, Wales, Ireland, France, Germany, Italy

3 Baby names you like/picked out:
I think about baby names all the freaking time. For the purposes of this quiz, I will list the weirdass names that I don’t actually plan on using in real life. Oh, and they’re all girl names ;P
Evening (nickname: Eve)
Midnight (I have no idea what the nickname would be…imagine saying, “‘Night, Night!”)
Monica Rachel (yes, these names are normal, but I still can’t use them…can you guess why?)

3 Things you want to do before you die:
See as much of the world as is humanly possible.
Live in Japan.
Have a child. (Too bad that’s not really up to me.)

3 People who have to do this Meme:
Erm, I dunno. People can do it if they want, I guess. I’ll just list some people who will never, under any circumstances, do this; therefore, if they somehow find their way back here via Technorati or whatever and actually do it, I will be all, “Wow.”
Tycho
Eric Burns
E.T., the Extra-Terrestrial (Sure, E.T.’s web-savvy. I don’t even have to link to him. He’s built a machine that can find all references to his name! I think he calls that process “E.T. google home.”)

Hmm, corsets.

Mari got me thinking about corsets the other day–she said they really helped her posture, and she attributes her loss of back pain at least partially to that. I have been sitting horribly in chairs of late…it seems like sitting up straight is a huge hassle, but I always feel better when I do it.

Anyway, Mari took a corset quiz, so I took it too.

victorian
You’re a Victorian-era corset. How refined. What corset are you?
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I really wonder how these quizzes work sometimes.

Geekalicious

You are 39% geek

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You’ll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I’m givin’ her all she’s got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

It’s pretty bad when you have to fix html errors in the results of a geek quiz. I mean, come on.

"What Tree Did You Fall From?"

No one but Matt showed interest in the “What tree are you?” post, but I figured I’d share all the possibilities anyway. Below is the exact email as I received it, except that I’ve 1) linked the trees to their descriptions to make it easier on you, 2) listed some people’s birthdays for my own reference, and 3) formatted it a little better.

Note how they repeat, and how some days are set off by themselves. One of these is Sean’s birthday, September 23, which makes him an “Olive Tree”. (I would say that some of that is true, but I’m not sure about all of it.)

Also note that Mari is the Lime Tree. heheheheh.

This seems like a neat reference for character creation.

“Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.”

Dec 23 to Jan 01 – Apple Tree

Jan 01 to Jan 11 – Fir Tree (Dad)

Jan 12 to Jan 24 – Elm Tree

Jan 25 to Feb 03 – Cypress Tree

Feb 04 to Feb 08 – Poplar Tree

Feb 09 to Feb 18 – Cedar Tree

Feb 19 to Feb 28 – Pine Tree

Mar 01 to Mar 10 – Weeping Willow Tree (Chris L.)

Mar 11 to Mar 20 – Lime Tree

Mar 21 (only) – Oak Tree

Mar 22 to Mar 31 – Hazelnut Tree

Apr 01 to Apr 10 – Rowan Tree

Apr 11 to Apr 20 – Maple Tree

Apr 21 to Apr 30 – Walnut Tree

May 01 to May 14 – Poplar Tree

May 15 to May 24 – Chestnut Tree

May 25 to Jun 03 – Ash Tree (me)

Jun 04 to Jun 13 – Hornbeam Tree

Jun 14 to Jun 23 – Fig Tree (Logan, Brooke)

Jun 24 (only) – Birch Tree

Jun 25 to Jul 04 – Apple Tree

Jul 05 to Jul 14 – Fir Tree

Jul 15 to Jul 25 – Elm Tree (AJ)

Jul 26 to Aug 04 – Cypress Tree

Aug 05 to Aug 13 – Poplar Tree

Aug 14 to Aug 23 – Cedar Tree (Ben, Mom)

Aug 24 to Sep 02 – Pine Tree

Sep 03 to Sep 12 – Weeping Willow Tree

Sep 13 to Sep 22 – Lime Tree (Mari)

Sep 23 (only) – Olive Tree (Sean)

Sep 24 to Oct 03 – Hazelnut Tree

Oct 04 to Oct 13 – Rowan Tree

Oct 14 to Oct 23 – Maple Tree (Kelly)

Oct 24 to Nov 11 – Walnut Tree (Connor)

Nov 12 to Nov 21 – Chestnut Tree

Nov 22 to Dec 01 – Ash Tree

Dec 02 to Dec 11 – Hornbeam Tree

Dec 12 to Dec 21 – Fig Tree

Dec 22 (only) – Beech Tree

YOUR TREE (in alphabetical order)

Apple Tree (the Love)

Quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (the Ambition)

Extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.

Beech Tree (the Creative)

Has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (the inspiration)

Vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (the Confidence)

of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (the Honesty)

Of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness)

Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn’t necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (the Noble-mindedness)

pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, Noble-indeed, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (the Sensibility)

Very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, a social butterfly, great sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, has artistic talent and great intelligence.

Fir tree (the Mysterious)

Extraordinary taste, handles stress poorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them as well as helping strangers, rather modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, few sexual relationships, many friends, doesn’t want foes, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary)

Charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste)

Of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree (the Doubt)

Intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind)

no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree (the Brave)

Robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree (the Wisdom)

loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (the Peacemaker)

loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty)

Looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (the Sensitivity)

Full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (the Passion)

Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (the Melancholy)

Likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.

I am the "maid of honor"; plus, a quiz for You.

I’ve made breakfast for my husband two days in a row. Where I come from, that’s an accomplishment. That means…it’s time for a crap post! (Yes, you guessed it, more quizzes. Sorry, AJ.)

First up:

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a “perfect catch”–and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect…so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

Take this quiz!
I don’t know about you, but I think my personality rocks. XD

Up next: This isn’t actually a quiz for me. It’s a quiz for you. Go on, people. Tell me what you really think!

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

2. Am I loveable?

3. How long have you known me?

4. When and how did we first meet?

5. What was your first impression?

6. Do you still think that way about me now?

7. What do you think my weakness is?

8. Do you think I’ll get married?

9. What makes me happy?

10. What makes me sad?

11. What reminds you of me?

12. If you could give me anything what would it be?

13. How well do you know me?

14. When’s the last time you saw me?

15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?

16. Do you think I could kill someone?

17. Describe me in one word.

18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?

19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?

20. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

I wouldn’t have done this one if Dawn hadn’t done it. After I filled hers out, I got all intrigued, and now I’m wondering what you guys will say. I’m not going to email this to people and beg them to fill it out. This is completely voluntary. So if you feel like it, dump your answers in the comments.

The "motherly type"

You're a Motherly little Girlfriend
-Motherly- You’re the motherly type. You love to
take care of the one you love, and generally
you can be a bit overprotective and possessive,
but you know, that isn’t always such a bad
thing. At least you’ll be a good mom in the
future.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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Yeah, at least I know I’ll be a good mom in the future! Gee, that thought brings me so much relief!!!!!!!

:P

Sigh. Being unemployed gives me too much time to think about things. Sitting at my window this morning (my computer desk is right next to the window, with the monitor facing away at an angle so there’s no glare), I watched a young father and his toddler son romping around feeding the ducks. I want so desperately to have children that it’s not even funny.

I always hoped that after awhile the pain would go away…but instead of doing that, it just recedes into the background, ready to jump out again at any moment.

There was some British sitcom on the local PBS affiliate recently wherein an old, bitter woman revealed that she didn’t have any children because she couldn’t. The episode revolved around her living vicariously through a younger woman who was having a baby. Is that as close as I’ll ever get? As much as the episode tried to be positive and heartwarming, I couldn’t feel anything but depressed.