The Puppetmaster

Joe: Way to go, Brian. You managed to get Helen, who you want to go out with, to fall for a guy who turns out to be a pilot so she won’t go out with him but with you instead.

Brian: If we were to diagram that sentence…where would you put the gerund?

Joe: I think you know where.

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Detective Conan 457 and 458

Okay, don’t get me wrong–these episodes were absolutely hilarious, and I loved them.

But Conan made a grievous error that could have cost him not only his own life, but Ran’s as well. And it had absolutely nothing to do with the black organization, so I can’t even forgive him based on the momentary lapses in judgement that group tends to bring out in him.

How could he have forgotten that he sensed a group of people in the forest? Why didn’t he arrange for the police to go there secretly? True, Yamamura-keiji is a putz, but Conan’s smart enough to make it work. But instead he went there alone?

Suspension of disbelief is a little strained, here.

But the ending was cool, despite the almost-deus ex machina. I always love it when Ran kicks ass.

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Holy crap, it IS possible!

Okay, I admit it: I thought David was full of…something when he said it was possible to fit a bicycle into a Yaris. But he was not wrong!

Yesterday I decided I would try to go biking at the Canal. Adam from work called, though, to ask me a quick question about getting pictures off a camera, and during the conversation he reminded me that it had rained like crazy the day before. I didn’t want to get mud all over my tires and thus all over my Yaris, so I was considering going to the Greeneway, but that didn’t sound fun at all…so ultimately I stayed home and did laundry instead.

Today I made up for it.

Getting the bike into the Yaris was interesting. First I had to figure out how to fold the seats down. I ended up using the owner’s manual, which is good, because there are certain things you have to do with the seatbelts before you fold the seats.

However, one of the instructions in the manual was totally confusing. It said to flip the running board over. Did it mean these two padded areas on top of the spare tire cover? I wondered. No, couldn’t be…they didn’t have handles or anything to move them off the cover, and they seemed to be stuck there pretty good. Did it mean the cover itself? I flipped the cover over, but nothing really changed. Was I supposed to use the strange curved piece that had been sitting in the very back of the car for no apparent reason? No, it didn’t fit anywhere.

Finally I figured out that 1) the weird curved piece was a cover for the hatch area when you have the seats upright, to hide whatever you might have in the back of the car; 2) I wasn’t supposed to flip the spare tire cover over; 3) those two padded things on top of the spare tire cover were the running board. I just had to pop them out of place, and then they flipped over and covered the remaining space.

That accomplished, I spread out my childhood blanket and grabbed the Maou out of the apartment.

I decided to try putting him in there without taking off a wheel, thinking that if I needed to remove a wheel, I could just do that when the time came. So I heaved and shoved the bike into the car. It took a little doing, but I was able to squeeze it in and turn the handlebars so that it fit, without taking anything apart.

Here’s a view from the driver’s side door:

So then, finally, I was off.

I headed down Wheeler towards Washington Road, then turned left. I’m not particularly sure why; I’m pretty positive that’s a longer way to go. But you know, everything north of Washington Road is a mess. There’s no easy way to get to the Savannah Rapids Pavilion from where I live now or where I used to live. Where I am now is actually more inconvenient–it’s probably faster to go to the Greeneway from here ;P I may need to look into going to a different Canal entrance.

At any rate, I turned right on Old Evans Road (again…why? I don’t understand my directional choices) and then had to turn around when I realized I was heading back towards Washington Road. I then took a right on Blue Ridge and another right onto Evans to Lock. And that of course took me straight to the river and canal.

I pulled into my usual parking area–the last row, overlooking the headgates–and said aloud, “Well, I made it! Now I guess I can go home.”

But I pushed through my tiredness and got the bike out of the car and put air in the tires and headed down the hill and across the bridge.

My purpose was to enjoy an afternoon of biking and photography. I’m not in anywhere near the shape I was when I used to bike the Canal regularly, so I decided that if I made it to I-20, that would be good enough. That was where I’d seen the pretty red trees on my drive, anyway–I at least wanted to get a picture of them.

So I did just that. I biked until I saw something pretty, then stopped and took photos, then biked some more, all the way up to the interstate. There’s a hill there, and by that time I was pretty dang tired, so I stopped at the hill, took some pictures of the I-20 overpass, and turned around.

Here are a couple pictures of the trip out:

On the way back, I finally figured out how to take detail shots in low light. It’s been nearly six years since I started using the Olympus C3030 Zoom, and only this year have I really started to take advantage of its capabilities. The breakthrough is partially thanks to Dariush, who pointed out the arrows controls at the top right corner of the back of the camera. Who knew? I had never touched them. This is amusing, because I always wonder about people who never try new features in software. I’m always messing around to see what the new stuff can do…but there are some people who are either afraid to touch it or who just ignore it completely because it’s not within their realm of knowledge. I didn’t realize until today that I’d been doing the same thing with my camera.

In any case, here’s the first picture after I realized what those arrows could do for me:

(After making this realization, I sang to myself, “I know the se-cret! Na na na na na!”)

Here are a few more pictures from the ride back. I apparently took a lot more pictures on the way back than I did on the way out.

I also went across the new bridge for the first time. The railings are as high as my nose! It leads to a circular area made of stone that has what appears to be recessed lighting built into its low walls. There wasn’t anything else there, though. I’m thinking that eventually there will be benches or something, but who knows?

The bridge’s location was a good choice. It’s right next to the waterfall that Sean and I showed David the first time he visited Augusta. As I crested the hill leading away from the bridge, I immediately smelled it. I’m not sure what that smell is–it’s not just fishy, it’s almost like a chemical–but it’s not entirely pleasant. But as I approached the waterfall, it faded into the background, and I took some pictures.

[Edit: Mystery Photo Guy (aka Randy) tells me that the waterfall is Reed Creek, and the smell comes from the Reed Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant, which is upstream. Yum!]

I was going to head back along the path on that side of the Canal, but it was muddy and filled with puddles, so I went back over the bridge and returned the normal way.

On my way back over the bridge, I decided to take one last picture of the big white crane sitting next to it. After all, I thought, if I didn’t take this picture, my crane-lover’s cred would be nil!

It’s a good thing I did, too, because I really like this picture.

When I stopped to take some final pictures of the headgate waterfall–yes, I’m obsessed. We can just say I’m documenting the area for posterity. March 4, 2007: Muddy–I saw a fishing pole bob out from the wall I was leaning against. Craning my neck over, I spotted a man somehow standing on the other side of the wall, fishing.

He’s not supposed to be there:

It’s kind of cool, regardless. I mean, how the hell does he get there? And how does he get back? But it’s also funny, because there is a bona fide fishing dock just down the trail (at the river side of the bridge). Maybe he doesn’t know it’s there, because it’s also new.

More low-light macro “prowess”:

It was rapidly darkening and cooling off, so while I lingered slightly for a few pictures near the museum, ultimately I hurried to get packed into the car and on the road.

And that was it for my afternoon at the Canal.

It was great to get back there. I’m sore in the good way. This needs to become a weekly habit.

I’m also thinking of just leaving the bike in the car when I go to work, and biking around on my lunch break. Biking is far more interesting to me than walking, so that means I might actually do it. We’ll see :)

A few things

Does anyone else find it a little…strange that masters.org is built by IBM?

I loathe the phrase “log on to”. You only log on to a website if 1) you’re on dialup; 2) the website requires registration. Stop using it, people!

I am so tired. I went to sleep around 1 am, only to be awakened by work calling at 4. They asked a silly question and I went back to bed, but it took forever to get back to sleep. Then my boss called as I was trying to sleep in to ask if I was going to update the severe weather from home. Oh. Gee! At first I thought I must be late, so I asked her what time it was, and it was 8:40. Not a bad time to get up. So I did, and updated the severe weather information, and came to work.

I have no place to complain given how many of our people worked overnight to cover the tornadoes and heavy winds and rain. But I’m still tired! ;P

It was beautiful out the day before yesterday. I went for a walk and took pictures, which I’ll put up later. Glad I did before the storm!

Every day as I drive in to work I see things blooming along the Augusta Canal and think that I should go there with my bike and take some pictures. I will try to do that tomorrow. The storm doesn’t seem to have demolished the trees near I-20, at least.

PS: At first when work called, I didn’t recognize the number, so I ignored the call. It went to voicemail. This scared me a little–why would someone I didn’t have programmed into my phone be calling at 4 am? And my first thought was that something had happened to my Yaris.

So I got up and opened the front door…and my Yaris was fine. Whew.

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My Yaris

It took me a little while to get the pictures off my camera, but here they are.

These pictures were all taken yesterday before work.

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A final farewell

“Bittersweet”, cliche though it may be, is an apt description of my current mood.

I just signed over the title to the Subaru to an auto body shop.

I told them if they were willing to tow it, they could have it for free. I probably could have gotten some money out of them, according to a coworker, but what price would have been right for a car that meant so much? It was dying, and fixing what was dying would be cost-prohibitive–better to simply buy a new car, which of course we did. But it was in good condition, and it hadn’t even crested the 100K mark. That’s amazing for a car put out in 1986.

I thought about doing something “pimp” (as 1997 AJ might say) and saving the little Subaru wheel decorations, then giving one to each of my brothers, one to Grandma, and keeping the last one. Really, I still think that would have been awesome. But yesterday, when I stopped by the car to make sure I hadn’t left anything in it, I didn’t have any tools with which to get them off–if indeed that’s possible without taking off the wheels. I don’t even know.

Maybe they screw on and off. I didn’t even think of that.

And this morning, all I did was arrive, sign the title, and leave.

I did, however, catch a glimpse of the old car on my way out of the parking lot.

And so that will be my final memory of the Subaru, Grandpa’s old car, a car that carted me from Kentucky to Georgia and from Georgia to Kentucky countless times, a car as loud as a tractor trailer, a car with an awesome hatchback style and cute grille, a car with a heavy hatch that couldn’t hold itself open, a car that ting-tonged at you if you opened the doors with the keys still in the ignition.

I loved that car. And despite how much I adore my new Yaris, I am really going to miss it.

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News teases

Okay, normally I try to avoid writing specific things about my job here, but I just have to share this tease for one of today’s newscasts:

“And we have some email scams to tell you about. One of them involves a hit man hired to kill you. The other is much more sinister: jury duty!”

I love it.

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This time, I’m not kidding

This is my new Yaris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It only took me ten months! ;)

The Subaru decided to give up the ghost on my way to work today. I had almost made it to my exit when I realized that despite my firm pressure on the gas pedal, the car was rapidly decelerating. Then smoke plumed out everywhere!

Naturally I pulled over and called Sean, and he came and got me and we set to work on getting me a new car. Toyota of Augusta found one for me in Macon and had it driven over. Sean and I went to work in the meantime. I hadn’t thought to take a picture of the old Subaru when we cleaned it out, so I snapped one as we passed it when he was taking me to work.

*sniff* Bye, Subey! You were a great car. You lasted longer than I expected you to. You reminded me of Grandpa. And you were just plain awesome.

And welcome to my life, beautiful little Yaris! I know we are going to have the best time together.

I’ll get some better pictures tomorrow, in the daylight :)

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Ten years later

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas has been sitting on my desk for some time now. Tonight, I decided what the hell. I’d watch it. Couldn’t hurt, right? I’d passed judgement without seeing it, which is not the openminded thing to do. I should watch it. Since I had time, I’d go ahead and do it.

So I put it in.

And I watched.

For maybe ten minutes.

I watched as the main character and his lawyer walked out on a check, practically stole a rental car (or at least made it obvious that they were going to trash it), picked up a hitchhiker and proceeded to psychologically terrorize him–all, of course, while reacting in various ways to the drugs they’d brought with them.

When the lawyer got out a gun and started shooting into the air, I said, “Whatever,” and closed the window.

I told Sean I’d watched the first part and turned it off. He immediately told his friends on Ventrilo. From his side of the conversation it appeared that they agreed with Sean that I was being retarded.

“I’m closeminded,” I called obnoxiously from the closet, where I was returning the shoes I’d gathered from the office. “Maybe it comes from being [specifics omitted out of respect for all parties involved]. I just don’t care about watching people get stupid and abuse other people. It’s not my thing.”

I decided to take a bath, and as I started the water running I thought about my decision. I was right–it probably was due to that. After all, after being on the receiving end of that sort of behavior, when all you wanted was for them to shut up and leave you alone so you could go to sleep–

As tears suddenly burned my eyes, it occurred to me that I might have some unresolved issues.

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Detective Conan 399

Let me just quote exactly what I said, aloud, eyes wide, hands clasped in horror over my mouth: Oh no, no, no, don’t do it, no, no…she’s going to call them!

…and now I guess I’ll find out…

Edit: Okay, so I was totally wrong. But that’s good! :>

(Hell, she probably would have if Conan hadn’t made that switch.)

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Brooke just called me!

Her new life sounds like a vacation ;>

Seriously, it was so good to hear her voice, and hear what she’s been up to. She and David went and saw As You Like It, and she said it was fabulous. (Mari and Kelly went and saw Romeo and Juliet recently, too. I guess Sean and I need to find some Shakespeare somewhere next…though with my luck it’ll be Henry V or another one of the historical war stories!)

Brooke says she and David have hiking boots and walking sticks (actually she used another term that I promptly forgot) and that they’re going walking tomorrow. I’m looking forward to seeing any pictures she might happen to take, since I have been assured that Sheffield does in fact have rolling hills. I think the closest I’ve seen to the Great Britain rolling hills in picturebooks have been out in rural Kentucky, like Cynthiana or Nonesuch. But I know they’re not quite the same.

Sean and I should go to visit them sometime this year, but until I have my Big Decision made I won’t be able to figure out when that’ll be. We also still need to replace our passports, which were destroyed in the fire. I think probably we ought to go ahead and open our own safety deposit box at the bank for important papers. Sean’s parents have one, but it’s kinda full.

Anyway, it was so good to hear from Brooke, and I’m so glad she’s adjusting to her new life. There are of course some cultural things that she might not get used to for awhile, but instead of letting it scare her into hiding at home, she’s running out and embracing her new world. That’s just like her :)

I should mention that David is obviously being great, taking her around and showing her stuff and thinking about her. But he’d be in trouble with me if he wasn’t ;)

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Tabasco!

This is brilliant.

“And this is my fist. You might remember it from Bloody Pulp, the amazingly true story of your face in five seconds!”

“He was in Dangeresque parts 1 and 2!”

My funds of US$15 Million has been approved!

From: Prof Alex Smith [prof2@webstation.cz]
Sent: 2/22/2007 7:53:00 AM
To:
Cc:
Subject: PLEASE REPLY

This is to inform you that your funds of US$15 Million has been approved for immediate delivery to you.

For the purpose of clarification,you are advised to reconfirm your Full Names,Direct Telephone Numbers,Physical Address with Zip Code so that there will be no error during the delivery of the funds to you in your country of residence.

Your quick response will be highly appreciated.

Professor Alex Smith Chambers.

Manchester M27 5FX,
United Kingdom.

Awesome!

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