Satellite images of Katrina damage

I have to admit, what with dealing with losing all my possessions and trying to adjust to living with the in-laws and getting used to my new job, I haven’t been extraordinarily attentive to the situation in the Gulf. It’s been in my periphery–I was aware on an academic level that things were terrible, but I had never truly comprehended.

This totally blew my mind.

Just look at that. Zoom in on it. The houses are like little islands in a sea. Look at the bridge surfacing out of the lake that is New Orleans, then slipping back under the water.

It’s horrific.

(And yes, it is much worse than what I’ve been through, as several people have mentioned.)

I have a friend who was living in Biloxi, MS last I heard. I don’t know what the situation is in that city, or even if she is still there. Margaret, I have no idea if you ever read this thing, but if you’re out there I’d appreciate a note–I’ve lost your email address.

Three reasons to be cheerful

John Kovalic thinks he’s starting a meme. I found it via Wil Wheaton.

Anyway, listing things that make me cheerful would be a nice thing to do right about now, so here I go.

1) Thinking about how the people we love have reacted to our apartment fire. This is the biggest one because it’s at the forefront of my mind. Everyone has been so generous and wonderful. It’s overwhelming and humbling and it just makes me feel so loved.

2) Water. Lakes, streams, creeks, ponds, waterfalls, the ocean…I love water. I’ve said it before a zillion times, and I’ll say it again: water rejuvenates me.

3) Looking at Sean. I love to just watch him. He has the cutest smile ever. I won’t get into the other things I love to watch too specifically, because I’m sure you’re all groaning already, and I don’t want you to have to vomit too. Let’s just leave it at this: my husband is the most attractive man in the world.

There. Hmm, I am feeling pretty cheerful :)

NERD!

Pure Nerd
78 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 26% Dork
For The Record:A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the “dork.” No-longer. Being smart isn’t as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!

THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid

Home ownership for cheap

Sean and I attended a preliminary workshop for buying a home through the Neighborhood Assistance Corporation of America, or NACA, today. The program offers people the chance to own their own home with no down payment, no application fee, no closing costs, and an interest rate 1% below current market rates. I’d mentioned to a few people that we were going to look into this, only to hear plenty of warnings that there had to be some sort of catch, something they weren’t telling us. It did seem strange. How did they manage to swing that kind of deal? Would you be paying ridiculous amounts of money for your house for the rest of your life?

Actually, no. What they’ve done is rather clever. NACA, a nonprofit organization, is an advocacy group that has been trying to reveal how banks take advantage of people, and offer an alternative. They have managed to do the latter through a combination of lobbying the government and negotiating with individual financial institutions. If you look at their timeline, you’ll see how they’ve gone to “war” with several well-known banks.

The nuts and bolts of the system they’ve negotiated is the root of the whole thing, and what convinced us that this isn’t some sort of elaborate scam.

The main thing NACA does is get the bank to take care of the majority of your up-front fees, including the down payment and most of the closing costs. The bank also agrees to a base interest rate of 1% below the market rate for NACA members.

The savvy thing to do, and what NACA highly encourages, is to put money towards buying “points”–paying down your interest rate from the get-go. This is much easier to do if you don’t have to make a down payment or pay lots of fees. Paying down your interest rate saves you an inordinate amount of money in the long term. Most people end up grossly “upside-down” on their houses by the time they reach the end of their mortgage; the representative said that most 30 year mortgage holders end up paying three times the purchase price due to interest. Knock down that interest rate at the beginning and you can curtail that kind of rampant spending. Or, in NACA verbiage,

The Interest Rate Buy-Down is a tremendous opportunity to increase the Maximum Purchase Price without increasing your Maximum Mortgage Payment. If you do not want to purchase a more expensive home, you can also use the buy-down to reduce your monthly mortgage payment. For each one percent (1%) of the mortgage amount–or “point”–you pay up front, the interest rate is reduced by one-quarter of a percent (.25%) for the life of the mortgage.

This unique option in the NACA program will increase the Maximum Purchase Price much more than using the same amount as a downpayment. You can use any source of funds to pay for the buy-down, including seller contributions, city grants and government programs, employers, unions, other programs, or your own savings.

NACA has apparently helped people get their interest rates down to as low as .5%. That’s one half of a percent! Can you imagine that? :> We probably won’t be that lucky. Sean estimates that we can get ours down to 2.5%, but we won’t really know until we’ve gone through the application process.

Of course, you don’t have to take the option of paying down your interest rate, but that’s what Sean and I plan to do. You’d have to be an idiot not to, if you have some money to throw at it. (You can pay down your interest rate without going through NACA, but your average real estate agent isn’t going to know how to negotiate this, and your average mortgage broker isn’t going to want to do this.)

Now, you might be wondering how exactly this works for the bank. After all, they are trying to make a profit, and if you chop down the interest rate and force them to shoulder the up-front costs, they don’t seem to make as much money. The benefit for the bank, though, is that people who go through NACA’s program are far less likely to default on their loans, because they will have been educated by NACA in how to live on a budget. Another plus is that NACA members are typically in it for the long term; they truly want to own the home they are buying. The bank can therefore count on years and years of steady income, even if it is less than they could get in a higher risk situation. (A final reason that this is appealing to a bank is that it shows they are socially responsible, but as Mr. Christopher said, “How am I supposed to enter that into the ledger?”)

The buyer covers the “pre-paids”/escrows, and the bank covers the rest as part of its deal with NACA–in other words, the other fees are negotiated into the mortgage. NACA works with you every step of the way, first getting you to work out a realistic budget, getting you approved for your loan, helping you find a house, and helping you pay the interest rate down if you choose to. A young couple came into the workshop today and gave testimonials that indicated the process was extremely easy, completely unlike most home purchasing horror stories.

One other important benefit of NACA is its “NSF”, or Neighborhood Stabilization Fund. When you buy a house and borrow over 80% of its value, you are typically required by the lender to purchase Private Mortgage Insurance. This insurance does nothing for you–it just ensures that the lender will be paid if something happens and you can’t make a payment. You, however, typically end up putting out a “For Sale” sign if that happens. With NACA, when something happens and you can’t make a payment, you can meet with the NSF committee and plead your case, and if you’re approved, NACA will dip into the NSF and make your payments for you until you’re back on your feet. The NSF costs NACA members $50 a month for the first 5 to 10 years of their mortgage; PMI insurance can cost upwards of $200 a month. Both ensure that the lender gets paid, but the NSF also ensures that the homeowner gets to keep the house. You can apply for NSF benefits for as long as you own the home.

Here’s a breakdown, taken from the Home Buyer’s Workbook:

NACA Program Features

  • No down payment
  • No closing costs
  • No fees
  • No yield spread premium
  • No pre-payment penalty
  • No balloon payment
  • No required credit life or other unnecessary and overpriced insurance
  • one-on-one financial and credit counseling

NACA Program Fine Print

  • No member of the household can have an ownership interest in any other property.
  • You must occupy the home for as long as you have the mortgage through NACA.
  • You must contribute to the NSF.
  • You must participate in at least five “Actions and Activities” per year in support of NACA’s mission.

For the Augusta region, which includes the priority areas of Richmond, Columbia, and Aiken counties and the city of Savannah, the maximum purchase price for a single family home is currently $172,632. Any NACA “Qualified Members” can purchase homes in the priority areas, and those with “low and moderate income” can purchase in additional areas.

So far, this thing seems to be a very good deal. We’ll be meeting with the coordinator on September 22 to discuss the matter further. Hopefully this will mean we can save a lot of money and get a really nice house. We’d have to pay off our house before using it as a rental property (unless we wanted to rent out a room while we were still living in it), but that’s not a big deal to us right now.

As a nonprofit organization, NACA doesn’t have much money to spend on advertising, which is why you may not have heard of it. NACA depends on its members to spread the word, via postcards, flyers, word of mouth, anything. I figure this nice mention on my website should count towards one of the five advocacy activities we’re required to do per year as members of the program. ;>

The society of bribes

Whether it’s with a well-timed handful of Cheetos before a devastating [D&D] battle or a well-timed kick into the rough so your boss can win the golf game, it’s important to know how to handle yourself in a greed-based economy.

From “My son becomes a man, gets +2 STR, +1 DEX“.

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My head is not in the game

You know “the zone”? I’m not there. :>

I’ve been having trouble concentrating all day. I’d much rather be at home (and by “home” now I mean Cheryl and Reid’s house–the place where what little stuff I own currently resides). I’d like to be doing fun stuff, like watching TV. Or maybe messing around online, since the laptops arrived Wednesday and the Internet should be working tonight. I’d like to get started working on house hunting–that house I mentioned before is okay in many ways, but ultimately the location is far from my friends and the front of the house is just butt-ugly, and I’m not going to get over those things, even if I can deal with only having two bedrooms. And I’d like to start working on listing all the anime I lost–while there were a few files on hard drives that might possibly maybe be recovered (though who knows–we haven’t heard a thing about hard drives yet), the majority of my anime was burned to DVD, so that’s gone. (And I had finally almost finished d/ling Tenshi na Konamaiki, too…)

I guess I’m distracted because there are things I’d rather be doing, which is annoying. I want to put my life in order, and that’s taking precedence in my head over silly things like work that puts food on the table (and possessions in our…possession). I want to be able to shut that off and focus on the things I need to do now.

You know, I lost my favorite pen

Papermate used to make these blue pens, they were perfect. The body was kind of rubbery and slender, and the ink just rolled right out of the ball point. Comfortable and easy to use. I loved those pens and I always bought them.

Well, they don’t make those pens anymore, and out of all the ones I’d bought, I only had one left. It was my prized pen, I used it all the time.

It was sitting in my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tin with the rest of my pens and pencils.

Late

Had to replace the battery in my car this morning, so I’m just now rolling into work.

Woo.

At least the problem wasn’t something more serious…

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Monica Lewinsky I am not

It’s my first day back at the internship since the fire; I skipped last week. Things have been going okay. I’ve been offered condolences by everyone…and a king size wrought iron canopy bed by the vice president. She’s moving and doesn’t have the space for it anymore. If we end up getting that cute little two bedroom with the horrible thrusting garage, the bed would definitely fit in the master bedroom…

At any rate, I’ve had actual work to do today, which has been fun and challenging and interesting and all that. For the first half hour or so, I read a book called The Complete 35mm Sourcebook, which was quite interesting. I got through about half of the history of the format. Then I ran an errand to the Augusta Chronicle and helped prepare some items for an advertisers meeting.

After that, the real work began. I attended a meeting wherein the account manager told the art director and myself what was needed for three upcoming ads. I was asked to write slogans/headlines and create mockups for two of the ads.

I nailed down my headlines pretty quickly, and I’ve done two mockups for one ad, so I’m pretty satisfied with my work so far today. (Of course, I still need to mock up the other ad, for which a rough draft is actually due today. I’m actually waiting on some information in that regard…) I suppose I should admit that a lot of my work has been “cheating”; that is, I’ve lifted quite a bit from the company’s existing ads. However, that’s what they want…so there you go.

It’s really cool that the company is using me more now. I’m definitely getting some good experience.

More exploring

Here are some pics I took around J. Strom Thurmond Lake at the Georgia/South Carolina border. I found a boat ramp and had lunch there.

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There were all kinds of caterpillars there…

spiky caterpillar

It was a really beautiful place to eat lunch, even if I did get swarmed by ants.

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Not even vignettes

I don’t have time to write full stories about everything that’s been happening to me, but there have been a few moments that have left impressions, and I wanted to document them.

So here are a few random scenes.


Suddenly he swung the massive truck into a parking lot. “Wait here,” he said. “I’ve gotta see my friend for a minute.”

He got out and headed to a storefront. I sat in the truck and waited. A few minutes later, he returned with a brown paper bag, which he deposited in the floor of the backseat.


“There was a girl from North Carolina and a woman from Ve-neh-zoo-ay-luh, and they saw my churn and asked, ‘Is that an ice cream maker?’ I couldn’t believe it. You know what a butter churn is, don’t you dear? And the molds you put the butter in when it’s done? That woman from Ve-neh-zoo-ay-luh, she was 45 years old.”


“This young lady has never seen a real hardware store before.”


After work yesterday I went to the mall to get a manicure. Ever since working at GRW, the nail on my left pointer finger has been flawed. A line runs up the length of it, causing it to split and break at the tip. I was hoping the manicurist would be able to do something about it, or at least that the procedure would strengthen the nail.

The place I went to, Nail Something in the mall, was run by a group of Vietnamese women who chattered away in their own language as they attended to their customers. A teenage girl took particular interest in my hands, which needed a lot of work. The middle-aged woman taking care of me filed my nails down, then scraped back the cuticles, and then hacked the skin off all the way around. It smarted, and one nail started to bleed.

She applied lotion all up my arms, giving my forearms and hands and fingers a rough but pleasant massage. Then, after I washed my hands, she buffed the nails and painted them clear. I was impatient and didn’t let my hands dry long enough before digging in my purse, so she had to touch up the polish on my thumbnails.

The manicure cost $12, and I gave her a $3 tip.


Superman II was on, and I was watching it more out of a sense of curiosity than out of any actual desire to see it.

“I’d rather watch something else, if you don’t mind,” Sean said. I shrugged and started flipping. “Here,” he said, and took the remote. A few clicks later and there was Lenny Briscoe, making some comment about how parking rates in New York City will kill you, which was funny because there was a dead body in the parking lot.

“Are you addicted to this show?”

“Yes.”

So we watched three episodes.


Water is so rejuvenating to me. I know I’ve said this before. But every time I drive over the lake to get to work, I feel so refreshed. Today I was filled with emotion to the point that it brought tears to my eyes. And they were happy tears, for a change.

What it is, yo

Sean says our laptops shipped, so hopefully we’ll get them soon. I’m going a little stir-crazy without internet access at home.

Yesterday we looked at a house, and (somehow) I didn’t take any pictures of it. It is actually quite a nice house. The downsides: it’s one of those horrible “let’s jut the garage out front so it’s all you see from the road” styles, it only has two bedrooms, and it’s pretty far out in Columbia County, meaning it’s not convenient to lots of the places I like to go, including shopping and friends’ houses. The upsides: it’s very convenient to our jobs, the backyard is beautiful, it’s on a pond with a walking trail around it, the deck is spacious and multi-level, there’s a lovely sunroom, the kitchen has all-new appliances, the house itself is only 2 years old, there are actual stairs to the attic instead of a pull-down ladder, the great room is of a very nice size, the master bedroom is huge, and the master bath is spacious and has a jacuzzi tub.

The two bedrooms thing really is a problem, though, because we’d like to have a place for guests to sleep. There has been talk of using the sunroom for one of the purposes (either a guest bedroom or the office), but we’re still not sure what we think of that.

Off to the in-laws’.